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14 October 2012, 07:48 PM
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For all those occasions when you come across the PC brigade & other smug b*stards who have irrational entrenched beliefs....
'Just because you're offended, doesn't mean your right!'
Ricky Gervais.
'Just because you're offended, doesn't mean your right!'
Ricky Gervais.
14 October 2012, 08:16 PM
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27 October 2012, 11:12 AM
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'The Beatles are dying in the wrong order'
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27 October 2012, 07:01 PM
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The pilot that ditched his aircraft into the Hudson River New York without loss of life.
"I've been making payments into the bank of experience for my entire career, today i just made a major withdrawal"
"I've been making payments into the bank of experience for my entire career, today i just made a major withdrawal"
28 October 2012, 10:07 AM
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
29 October 2012, 06:33 AM
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
29 October 2012, 11:29 PM
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