Designer Vagins lol
Well actually if I wanted to I could stick a fist in there and flick the bird and there would still be ample room.
23 November 2012, 06:52 PM
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23 November 2012, 09:06 PM
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Come on lads, we cant begrudge young ladies a few quid to feel good about themselves, a few years on our sins will be wanting to cop a butchers and if they are all neurotic abou ti they wont get any, if it looks like a packet of wafer thing ham that has fallen on the floor at closing time at the barbers or an afro Turkey you can see how they would be a bit nervous about showing it, amke it all tidy and pretty and they will be happy to show it off for our young men.
23 November 2012, 09:15 PM
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**** probably, its made society pretty sick. When we were kids, boys only had dirty mags found in ditches to see a girl's bits and pieces. Now it's everywhere. There is a standard look for these things and not everyone has it. Hence the feeling of failure.... Sad world isn't it?
23 November 2012, 09:18 PM
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Are you happy with your dick?
23 November 2012, 09:34 PM
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Hmmm, how would your wife and Faye feel about that? 
P.s. Living near you is irrelevant, you've got more chance of seeing my bits if I lived in Scotland, which I don't, but davyboy (my husband) says "hi"
P.s. Living near you is irrelevant, you've got more chance of seeing my bits if I lived in Scotland, which I don't, but davyboy (my husband) says "hi"
24 November 2012, 10:27 AM
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I think the article is misleading to be honest and would be very surprised if the NHS were performing such operations purely for vanity reasons.
More likely that there is an actual physical issue. I understand if there is enlargement of certain bits (trying to word it nicely here so as not to encourage the pervs) beyond what is considered normal that it's very uncomfortable and makes it impossible for example to wear jeans/ trousers.
More likely that there is an actual physical issue. I understand if there is enlargement of certain bits (trying to word it nicely here so as not to encourage the pervs) beyond what is considered normal that it's very uncomfortable and makes it impossible for example to wear jeans/ trousers.
25 November 2012, 07:35 AM
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I think the article is misleading to be honest and would be very surprised if the NHS were performing such operations purely for vanity reasons.
More likely that there is an actual physical issue. I understand if there is enlargement of certain bits (trying to word it nicely here so as not to encourage the pervs) beyond what is considered normal that it's very uncomfortable and makes it impossible for example to wear jeans/ trousers.
More likely that there is an actual physical issue. I understand if there is enlargement of certain bits (trying to word it nicely here so as not to encourage the pervs) beyond what is considered normal that it's very uncomfortable and makes it impossible for example to wear jeans/ trousers.
A tight pair of panties drawn up tight into the crotch would hold everything in place until they needed to be "opened " up for uurination ( sorry I have a speech stammer).
Of course pubic hair would have to removed as you would'nt want to stick a hairy flap inside - A bit like sticking a bog brush up your **** I suppose.
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I thought if the old flaps are excessively dangly , one of the flaps could be tucked inside the vag and the other flapped over . A bit like an apple turnover I suppose.
A tight pair of panties drawn up tight into the crotch would hold everything in place until they needed to be "opened " up for uurination ( sorry I have a speech stammer).
Of course pubic hair would have to removed as you would'nt want to stick a hairy flap inside - A bit like sticking a bog brush up your **** I suppose.
A tight pair of panties drawn up tight into the crotch would hold everything in place until they needed to be "opened " up for uurination ( sorry I have a speech stammer).
Of course pubic hair would have to removed as you would'nt want to stick a hairy flap inside - A bit like sticking a bog brush up your **** I suppose.
Okay you try it first and let us know how you get on
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