What's your favourite saying?
17 January 2013, 08:28 AM
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There's no point in being the richest man in the cemetery
17 January 2013, 09:59 AM
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There's no point in being the richest man in the cemetery
I like that, hope my kids appreciate it when they find out that I will have been on a spending spree before I die.
17 January 2013, 10:10 AM
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He / She can work out the square root of a banana but they still cant peel one.
17 January 2013, 01:26 PM
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"Spot on!"
"Sometimes you have to do something you dont want to do to get where you want to be"
"If somethings hard to do its not worth doing"
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17 January 2013, 02:08 PM
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"Don't p1ss down my back and tell me it's raining"
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17 January 2013, 06:34 PM
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Weasling out of things is the only thing that separates us from animals . . . . . . . except for the weasel
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17 January 2013, 06:36 PM
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17 January 2013, 06:42 PM
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stickers are for c****
17 January 2013, 06:50 PM
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You've got more cheek than a bag of ar
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17 January 2013, 06:53 PM
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No one mentioned the old classic yet....
If in dout .. Flat out!
17 January 2013, 11:13 PM
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"Dream like you'll live forever. Live like you'll die today"- James Dean
17 January 2013, 11:26 PM
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When I win the lottery I'll buy.............
18 January 2013, 12:20 PM
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"The great thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbour's". - by Unknown
18 January 2013, 12:26 PM
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18 January 2013, 01:05 PM
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"Dont sweat the small ****"
18 January 2013, 01:14 PM
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"Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back in".- Some toothpaste enthusiast
18 January 2013, 01:23 PM
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Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die!
A fitter at my last job used to say in reference to a woman's front bum " it will stretch a mile before it tears an inch "
18 January 2013, 01:34 PM
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A faint heart never f_cked a fairy. Often mentioned before a daredevil manoeuvre(especially in a scoob)
18 January 2013, 01:35 PM
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For customers..
"If you can't take a joke you shouldn't have joined"
"You will have these cars Sir"
"This isn't a bleedin' charity you know.."
"It may surprise you to know Sir, that you get more bees with honey"
"The dyno says no"
Etc etc..
18 January 2013, 01:38 PM
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"I'd rather $hi+ in my hands an clap"
I'll definitely be using that one in the future Dale, nice one.
P.S it would be the people round you that would enjoy it the most
not
18 January 2013, 01:38 PM
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"If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives"- A rich person
18 January 2013, 06:53 PM
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'He's so stupid he doesn't know he's stupid.'
Plenty of these people around.
18 January 2013, 09:50 PM
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whoever falls behind is left behind. jack sparrow
there is nobody as blind as somebody who wont listen. derek trotter
18 January 2013, 11:32 PM
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'F**k you very much!'
18 January 2013, 11:50 PM
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