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Old 14 February 2013, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by P1Fanatic
£2 on a card £4 on a rose. Hardly breaking the bank. I know people who spend that on lunch every day.

Plenty if places to eat out that run normal price menu's. We avoid as too busy. Head out sat night and use Tesco £1 for £4 vouchers
Actually, imo one rose concept is much better and exclusive that the bunch of roses for the sake of it. Money isn't the issue, it's the thought that counts. But that one rose has to be a damn good one with genuine feel about it.

Mind you, an unromanitic and boring ling-term boyfriend of my female friend surprisingly went out for a meal with her on one Valentine's night, and just bought her a dying rose from the seller that goes around from table to table. She was mildly happy to see that at least he came out, but a bit disheartened that he only got her a limp rose when someone intimidated them with it. Some people.
Old 14 February 2013, 12:34 PM
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I was in tesco's last night and there was alot of men floating around with card's and flower's and choccy's in their hands. I haven't got Her flower's yet as it's been to cold and wet and snowy for them to start growing on the roundabaout's yet, suppose I'd better pop into the shop later to see what they have left

According to The Daily Mash there are now flower shop's that also sell petrol
Old 14 February 2013, 12:39 PM
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-place-UK.html
No need for effort here then
Old 14 February 2013, 12:54 PM
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Got a box of milktray, ate all the ones that arent heart shape.....















Im leaving those for later lol
Old 14 February 2013, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Emmaroids
oh and you better spell my name right

50/50 at best in my estimation.


In there life. What does that mean??
Old 14 February 2013, 04:19 PM
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They certainly know how to charge for a card these days! What a load of pikers they are!

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Old 14 February 2013, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
They certainly know how to charge for a card these days! What a load of pikers they are!

Les

Les, go to Hobbycraft, get some sequins and stuff and make your own. Mrs. Leslie will so appreciate a handmade one with a personal touch.
Old 15 February 2013, 04:04 PM
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Thats probably the answer.

Luckily the one from the evil little cat and me was well received!

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Originally Posted by Leslie
Thats probably the answer.

Luckily the one from the evil little cat and me was well received!

Les
From your cat as well with it's paw print? Awww, that's so cool!
Old 16 February 2013, 03:32 PM
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He is nobody's fool,he knows how to behave!

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Old 16 February 2013, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Emmaroids
i think the phrase i used was tw@t actually

oh and you better spell my name right
Old 16 February 2013, 04:02 PM
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Was thinking to get the missus this but decided I like sleeping in the bed and not on the couch

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Collect some pictures of yours with her and make a little collage type of card with few messages.. Girls like such thingscataogues no credit check

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Old 18 February 2013, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by windyboy
I was in tesco's last night and there was alot of men floating around with card's and flower's and choccy's in their hands. I haven't got Her flower's yet as it's been to cold and wet and snowy for them to start growing on the roundabaout's yet, suppose I'd better pop into the shop later to see what they have left

According to The Daily Mash there are now flower shop's that also sell petrol
I went to alot of effort and spent a whole 5 minutes in Tesco's and spent £2.50 on a card and £4 on a rose, but so far the card and present from Herself hasn't materialised yet !!!!! Do you think that next year I should hold off on giving Her her card until I get mine ????

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Old 18 February 2013, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by windyboy
I went to alot of effort and spent a whole 5 minutes in Tesco's and spent £2.50 on a card and £4 on a rose, but so far the card and present from Herself hasn't materialised yet !!!!! Do you think that next year I should hold off on giving Her her card until I get mine ????

you need to kick the bitch into touch and get a younger model
Old 18 February 2013, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by windyboy
I went to alot of effort and spent a whole 5 minutes in Tesco's and spent £2.50 on a card and £4 on a rose, but so far the card and present from Herself hasn't materialised yet !!!!! Do you think that next year I should hold off on giving Her her card until I get mine ????
know the feeling i put abit of effort and thought into mine to him,as it was our first valentines, i dont normally bother after that but got sod all back..poor roids
Old 18 February 2013, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Emmaroids
know the feeling i put abit of effort and thought into mine to him,as it was our first valentines, i dont normally bother after that but got sod all back..poor roids
So you never got my card, must have been intercepted by the tubby one.

I'll pop round later and slip you a crippler to make up for it.
Old 18 February 2013, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
So you never got my card, must have been intercepted by the tubby one.

I'll pop round later and slip you a crippler to make up for it.

i slipped her a good one sat night, even beat my record of 24 seconds.

bloody women, never happy
Old 18 February 2013, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
So you never got my card, must have been intercepted by the tubby one.

I'll pop round later and slip you a crippler to make up for it.
Lol no, missed that one
only wanted a value one from tossco!!

if the outside light is on means the coast is clear
Old 18 February 2013, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Emmaroids
Lol no, missed that one
only wanted a value one from tossco!!

if the outside light is on means the coast is clear
i thought it was hat on the door handle.
jesus you have had more ***** than john waynes gun
Old 18 February 2013, 05:53 PM
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How are you two together
Old 18 February 2013, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by bioforger
How are you two together

because im awesome, my ***** is big and i fix emmas impreza evertime she breaks/crashes it, which is frequent
Old 18 February 2013, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by tubbytommy
because im awesome, my ***** is big and i fix emmas impreza evertime she breaks/crashes it, which is frequent
And I'm blind, mute and a foofoo like a mouses ear to accommodate his chipolata
Old 18 February 2013, 06:08 PM
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fookin hell ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Old 18 February 2013, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Emmaroids
And I'm blind, mute and a foofoo like a mouses ear to accommodate his chipolata
Best retort on snet for a while.
Old 18 February 2013, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Best retort on snet for a while.
i wish she was mute believe me and a tight ****** would be a godsend.
she's got a fanny like a pub carpet
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hahah 2-2 i reckon
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Originally Posted by bioforger
hahah 2-2 i reckon
bless him, hes been in that many dirty holes that when i speak to him on the phone i get an ear infection
Old 18 February 2013, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Emmaroids
bless him, hes been in that many dirty holes that when i speak to him on the phone i get an ear infection

lol you've Handled more ***** than Dino Zoff and sweat like a dog in a chinese takeaway.

you have a face like a sandblasted tomato, an **** like a bag of washing and a minge like a gutted trout.

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