Neoscooby

whos' going to be first to call the hospital and pretend to be the Queen...

Leslie

Do you really hate the royals that much, or are you just consumed by inverted snobbery?

Les

urban

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I don't hate the royals full stop

Leslie

Jolly good.

Les

Jamie

Matilda Splendid

mattvortex

i think it'll be a casarean- too posh to push- and it'll save the royal flange from damage

David Lock

At the risk of being banned and being flamed for life I wish all three a reasonably untroubled birth and a happy life.

PS. It will be a boy who they call James.

dl

RobsyUK

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Although i dont care much for the royal but wont knock the bank hols for it.. You have to feel sorry for thr poor cow. To give birth or even carry a baby in this heat must be a killer.

So hope she breast feeds outside... Hmmmm nips

hodgy0_2

James certainly is a king amongst names

cookstar

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f1_fan

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She's done it, it's a girl!

Jamie

Yay welcome to the world Matilda

LSherratt

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It's a boy, just seen it on the news.

f1_fan

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Damn, my plan is foiled

jonc

It's a corgi!

mattvortex

Just a boy!!??

With all the fuss i thought she was going to give birth to a whole new species!

I pity the poor kid- wont be able to fart for the rest of its life, without the world knowing!

RA Dunk

Anybody else find it ironic the biggest ****** in the country wants to ban ****?

Jamie

I wonder what they will call her?

jonc

World exclusive!!, first seen here on NSR, the actual birth!!

http://www.endlesssimmer.com/wp-cont...ving-birth.jpg

Jamie

f1_fan

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Yep

I listened to his little speech on this and three things struck me.

1) He and his advisors haven't got the first f**king clue about how the Internet works

2) Since he became PM we have become even more of a nanny state than under the other bunch of w4nkers despite the fact Cameron pledged in the run up to the election he would dismatle the nanny state.

3) He has no concrete proof that any of this **** is corrupting children yet wants to make a new law against it on the back of that (we all know its about controlling the populous of course) yet when he does have proof of something e.g. Leveson he doesn't implement any new laws.

The man is a 24 carat ****!

Turbohot

Sky news is well OTT with going on and on and on about the royal baby, man! It says that the Queen is "thrilled" in inverted commas. I now have a mental image of the very excited Queen spinning fast round and round in her blue suit and handbag on her marble floors until her hat drops.

Very pleased for the Royals and for the commons that have had a new baby today. July babies generally turn out to be good ones, they say.

DYK

AGHHHH AGHHHHH I'm having a baby,wonder if it was born with a crown on its head..

Jamie

Glad she had a lass

windyboy

watching baby type things on TV usually makes Herself broody but even She is fed up with it all, and apparently broody is not the same as horny

dpb

Clearly desperate not to alienate anybody

English Russian and French forenames

SJ_Skyline

I'm looking forwards to the birth of his brothers - Zippy and Bungle