Be careful who you scam....
23 July 2013 | 06:46 PM
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lol i just put a post on there asking for it to be shut down and im getting fecking torn apart lol " if you dont like it f**k off" "change the channel" etc etc
well it is(was) a subaru parts page that i sometimes looked at for bits and have found some bits on , now its just a fightclub full of people selling broken subwoofers and lexarse lights arguing about some **** with a toy gun and 2 smashed up cars .
why should i **** off when all i wanna do is look for parts and advice , surely these fools should vacate to fight the scottish guy who stole my **** car page .
idiots
well it is(was) a subaru parts page that i sometimes looked at for bits and have found some bits on , now its just a fightclub full of people selling broken subwoofers and lexarse lights arguing about some **** with a toy gun and 2 smashed up cars .
why should i **** off when all i wanna do is look for parts and advice , surely these fools should vacate to fight the scottish guy who stole my **** car page .
idiots
Last edited by M444GY; 23 July 2013 at 08:33 PM.
23 July 2013 | 06:57 PM
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23 July 2013 | 07:53 PM
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Over on Subaru swapshop there was a guy that ripped off a number of other members for parts that he accepted payment for and never shipped and he also stole one of their cars!
Here is the story from one of the members (not an easy read!)
I have been asked on behalf of Paul Robertson too post the following a he can't access his account at the moment , I told you's 2 sides too a story ....Ask him why am not in jail then he's sitting with a stolen car he's a slimebag he thought a wouldn't find um cause he lives in middle of nowhere, right we were mento be swappin cars in the condition he replaced Subaru clutch, he ****ed me about for 2-3 days saying he's fitted it, cam late at night with friends towing red subaru, I asked why he sed insurance purposes, as there was a load of fighting goin on at my mothers house a gave him key like a dick and sed ge me 2 mins to a make sure everything is okay with Scooby he asked do I want alloys now or in the morning for Scooby I sed ill take them now he seemed hesitant so took them out his car out in red one as I sat down and started it up him and his friend raced away I was left sitting there like Wtf tried to Chase them in the red subaru, and had no clutch that's when I realised they had just stole my car and left me with a dinger was also mento have 2 month mot it had 0, I could have went straight to police but I didnt, I gave the boy plenty of opportunity to rectify what he had done, I asked for his address he hit back with I know yours posted it to me and sed he'd come to my door in 40 mins, I then told him if I have to get his address my way I will come to his door, so as you can all gather I got his address my way. Once there I asked for keys to civic and documents and I'd leave he then bolted through house and send gf out we gave him five minutes to which his Burd came and sed he sed yous have to leave in her smacked voice at this point he left me with no choice I wasn't letting him keep my car in one piece so I trashed both cars myself and have been telling his since then to deliver the civic from where he left it and its over with, hea been giving it insurance has it so he has until Friday to deliver car or money or he's gettin a kicking for it, there is no need to be a their its the lowest of the low who steal cars and bikes personally I'm not a violent person but through shat he done and with the lies and bull**** he pushed me too far! So guys if you wait till 8 tonight ill post full fb messages between me and him sorry if I seem like an arseholes for what I done but he left me no choices people like him need to learn a life lesson
The outcome was this!!!!
http://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid...10999&refid=13
So be careful who you scam because some folk won't just roll over and accept it!
Here is the story from one of the members (not an easy read!)
I have been asked on behalf of Paul Robertson too post the following a he can't access his account at the moment , I told you's 2 sides too a story ....Ask him why am not in jail then he's sitting with a stolen car he's a slimebag he thought a wouldn't find um cause he lives in middle of nowhere, right we were mento be swappin cars in the condition he replaced Subaru clutch, he ****ed me about for 2-3 days saying he's fitted it, cam late at night with friends towing red subaru, I asked why he sed insurance purposes, as there was a load of fighting goin on at my mothers house a gave him key like a dick and sed ge me 2 mins to a make sure everything is okay with Scooby he asked do I want alloys now or in the morning for Scooby I sed ill take them now he seemed hesitant so took them out his car out in red one as I sat down and started it up him and his friend raced away I was left sitting there like Wtf tried to Chase them in the red subaru, and had no clutch that's when I realised they had just stole my car and left me with a dinger was also mento have 2 month mot it had 0, I could have went straight to police but I didnt, I gave the boy plenty of opportunity to rectify what he had done, I asked for his address he hit back with I know yours posted it to me and sed he'd come to my door in 40 mins, I then told him if I have to get his address my way I will come to his door, so as you can all gather I got his address my way. Once there I asked for keys to civic and documents and I'd leave he then bolted through house and send gf out we gave him five minutes to which his Burd came and sed he sed yous have to leave in her smacked voice at this point he left me with no choice I wasn't letting him keep my car in one piece so I trashed both cars myself and have been telling his since then to deliver the civic from where he left it and its over with, hea been giving it insurance has it so he has until Friday to deliver car or money or he's gettin a kicking for it, there is no need to be a their its the lowest of the low who steal cars and bikes personally I'm not a violent person but through shat he done and with the lies and bull**** he pushed me too far! So guys if you wait till 8 tonight ill post full fb messages between me and him sorry if I seem like an arseholes for what I done but he left me no choices people like him need to learn a life lesson
The outcome was this!!!!
http://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid...10999&refid=13So be careful who you scam because some folk won't just roll over and accept it!
Yurr's Bobbo's view:
This thieving tawt 'ad my motor unda false pretences.
He thinks he's been clever because he enn in Cardiff nick.
The tawt thought I wouldn't find im because he lives in some God forsaken place in Jockland.
Well he forgot that we go up there once every two yurs and come back with another two points.
Anyway, the tawt agreed to swap cars with me on bloody swap shop. He'd get my Civic for his red scooby, as long as he fitted a new clutch to his.
I got p!ssed about for a few days coz he reckoned he was fitting it.
Anyway, he turns up at our house late at night with a couple of mates. The daft b*****d has towed the f*****g thing all the way.
I asked him why and he reckoned it was because of the insurance.
"What, a condition of you-a policy is to have to tow something all the time. To stop u speeding is it butt?" I said
As it happens there was a ruck going on in our mam's. The f*****g Aberniceday ***** from the next Valley had paid us another visit hadn't they and me and the boys was dishing out another lesson to umm.
Anyway, like a complete tawt I give him the keys to the civic and told him to give me a couple of minutes to give his scooby the once over.
He asked me if I wanted the alloys for his car then or in the morning.
"IN THE MORNING? You soft tawt. You'll be halfway back to Jockland then. You must think I'm thick butt. Give us umm now please".
I started the scooby up and then the tawt and his butty raced off in my motor.
"How f*****g stupid are they?", I thought. "A civic against a scooby".
Then I found out - it was my fully functional civic against 'iz twatting clutchless scooby.
I realised they had kippered me up.
TAWT !!! I thought, the twatting tawt ent getting one over on me.
He stole my car and left me with an impotent dogs bollux. The tawt even lied about the MoT, told me it had two months left. Expired two months ago more like.
TAWT !!
So I decided to take revenge.
Sod the plod, this is a matter of honour for us Valleys boys.
I give the boy plenty of opportunity to rectify what he had done, I asked for his address and he thought he was clever sending me a letter telling me he knew my address. OF COURSE HE KNOWS MY ADDRESS, HE'S BEEN TO THE TWATTING 'OWSSSS AND HIS LETTER'S BEEN DELIVERED.
The tawt relayed that he'd see me in 40 minutes.
"My ar$e" I thought.
"He's in a race all the way from Jockland with the Royal Mail, and only going to be 40 miutes behind them, despite having to tow something because of his stupid insurance conditions."
Unperturbed I told our mam and the boys that I'd be going to find a B & B for next yurr's match, to hide my real intention of paying the tawt a visit.
I give 'iz door a little tickle and out comes Mr Tawt 'imself.
"Give us the keys to my motor butt, or I'm going to go F*****G MENTAL on ewe", says I, but the tawt does a runner through his owsss.
Out comes his missiz so I told urr he 'ad 5 minutes or Mr Radical Solution was coming to play.
She cumm back and told us to vacate the premises, in a somewhat lah-de-dah accent.
"Right then love, Mr Radical it is then".
Radical has an ever-present mate called Mr Pickaxe, and he introduced him to messrs Scooby and Civic. If I can't have it tawt won't, that's for sure.
"Oh - and you Jocks are supposed to love throwing the 'ammer" I said.
Well love, tell that tawt in there that so do us Valleez boyz.
"Mr Scooby, please meet Mr Claw", and while they were getting acquainted I took Mr Lump to the Civic centre.
The tawt's now got till Fri-dy to deliver my civic back but he reckons the insurers have got it.
I've warned 'imm that if it ent back I'll go f*****g mental again.
He's the lowest tawt in the twattiverse, stealing someone's motor.
(Well almost, stealing someone's sheep is worse).
I'm not a violent person but the tawt 'ave pushed me too far.
I'll give ewe an update when I get a bacefook account, then you'll be able to see the protracted dialogue that we engaged in.
My apologies if I come over as a tawt myself but he needs sorting.
Diolch yn fawr butties.
Last edited by LuckyWelshchap; 23 July 2013 at 07:59 PM. Reason: Didn't realise the 'T' word triggers Mary Whitehouse !
23 July 2013 | 08:30 PM
#41
I may have got this wrong......I'm struggling to keep up with this......but did this guy track down his car which was stolen then smash it up to teach the thief a lesson?? If so that is the most brilliantly retarded solution to a problem I have ever seen!
23 July 2013 | 08:36 PM
#42
he is one of the cleverer ones on Subaru swap shop
23 July 2013 | 09:41 PM
#44
23 July 2013 | 10:21 PM
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23 July 2013 | 11:41 PM
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Having a bit more time on my hands I've decided to translate it into Valleysish also.
Yurr's Bobbo's view:
This thieving tawt 'ad my motor unda false pretences.
He thinks he's been clever because he enn in Cardiff nick.
The tawt thought I wouldn't find im because he lives in some God forsaken place in Jockland.
Well he forgot that we go up there once every two yurs and come back with another two points.
Anyway, the tawt agreed to swap cars with me on bloody swap shop. He'd get my Civic for his red scooby, as long as he fitted a new clutch to his.
I got p!ssed about for a few days coz he reckoned he was fitting it.
Anyway, he turns up at our house late at night with a couple of mates. The daft b*****d has towed the f*****g thing all the way.
I asked him why and he reckoned it was because of the insurance.
"What, a condition of you-a policy is to have to tow something all the time. To stop u speeding is it butt?" I said
As it happens there was a ruck going on in our mam's. The f*****g Aberniceday ***** from the next Valley had paid us another visit hadn't they and me and the boys was dishing out another lesson to umm.
Anyway, like a complete tawt I give him the keys to the civic and told him to give me a couple of minutes to give his scooby the once over.
He asked me if I wanted the alloys for his car then or in the morning.
"IN THE MORNING? You soft tawt. You'll be halfway back to Jockland then. You must think I'm thick butt. Give us umm now please".
I started the scooby up and then the tawt and his butty raced off in my motor.
"How f*****g stupid are they?", I thought. "A civic against a scooby".
Then I found out - it was my fully functional civic against 'iz twatting clutchless scooby.
I realised they had kippered me up.
TAWT !!! I thought, the twatting tawt ent getting one over on me.
He stole my car and left me with an impotent dogs bollux. The tawt even lied about the MoT, told me it had two months left. Expired two months ago more like.
TAWT !!
So I decided to take revenge.
Sod the plod, this is a matter of honour for us Valleys boys.
I give the boy plenty of opportunity to rectify what he had done, I asked for his address and he thought he was clever sending me a letter telling me he knew my address. OF COURSE HE KNOWS MY ADDRESS, HE'S BEEN TO THE TWATTING 'OWSSSS AND HIS LETTER'S BEEN DELIVERED.
The tawt relayed that he'd see me in 40 minutes.
"My ar$e" I thought.
"He's in a race all the way from Jockland with the Royal Mail, and only going to be 40 miutes behind them, despite having to tow something because of his stupid insurance conditions."
Unperturbed I told our mam and the boys that I'd be going to find a B & B for next yurr's match, to hide my real intention of paying the tawt a visit.
I give 'iz door a little tickle and out comes Mr Tawt 'imself.
"Give us the keys to my motor butt, or I'm going to go F*****G MENTAL on ewe", says I, but the tawt does a runner through his owsss.
Out comes his missiz so I told urr he 'ad 5 minutes or Mr Radical Solution was coming to play.
She cumm back and told us to vacate the premises, in a somewhat lah-de-dah accent.
"Right then love, Mr Radical it is then".
Radical has an ever-present mate called Mr Pickaxe, and he introduced him to messrs Scooby and Civic. If I can't have it tawt won't, that's for sure.
"Oh - and you Jocks are supposed to love throwing the 'ammer" I said.
Well love, tell that tawt in there that so do us Valleez boyz.
"Mr Scooby, please meet Mr Claw", and while they were getting acquainted I took Mr Lump to the Civic centre.
The tawt's now got till Fri-dy to deliver my civic back but he reckons the insurers have got it.
I've warned 'imm that if it ent back I'll go f*****g mental again.
He's the lowest tawt in the twattiverse, stealing someone's motor.
(Well almost, stealing someone's sheep is worse).
I'm not a violent person but the tawt 'ave pushed me too far.
I'll give ewe an update when I get a bacefook account, then you'll be able to see the protracted dialogue that we engaged in.
My apologies if I come over as a tawt myself but he needs sorting.
Diolch yn fawr butties.
Yurr's Bobbo's view:
This thieving tawt 'ad my motor unda false pretences.
He thinks he's been clever because he enn in Cardiff nick.
The tawt thought I wouldn't find im because he lives in some God forsaken place in Jockland.
Well he forgot that we go up there once every two yurs and come back with another two points.
Anyway, the tawt agreed to swap cars with me on bloody swap shop. He'd get my Civic for his red scooby, as long as he fitted a new clutch to his.
I got p!ssed about for a few days coz he reckoned he was fitting it.
Anyway, he turns up at our house late at night with a couple of mates. The daft b*****d has towed the f*****g thing all the way.
I asked him why and he reckoned it was because of the insurance.
"What, a condition of you-a policy is to have to tow something all the time. To stop u speeding is it butt?" I said
As it happens there was a ruck going on in our mam's. The f*****g Aberniceday ***** from the next Valley had paid us another visit hadn't they and me and the boys was dishing out another lesson to umm.
Anyway, like a complete tawt I give him the keys to the civic and told him to give me a couple of minutes to give his scooby the once over.
He asked me if I wanted the alloys for his car then or in the morning.
"IN THE MORNING? You soft tawt. You'll be halfway back to Jockland then. You must think I'm thick butt. Give us umm now please".
I started the scooby up and then the tawt and his butty raced off in my motor.
"How f*****g stupid are they?", I thought. "A civic against a scooby".
Then I found out - it was my fully functional civic against 'iz twatting clutchless scooby.
I realised they had kippered me up.
TAWT !!! I thought, the twatting tawt ent getting one over on me.
He stole my car and left me with an impotent dogs bollux. The tawt even lied about the MoT, told me it had two months left. Expired two months ago more like.
TAWT !!
So I decided to take revenge.
Sod the plod, this is a matter of honour for us Valleys boys.
I give the boy plenty of opportunity to rectify what he had done, I asked for his address and he thought he was clever sending me a letter telling me he knew my address. OF COURSE HE KNOWS MY ADDRESS, HE'S BEEN TO THE TWATTING 'OWSSSS AND HIS LETTER'S BEEN DELIVERED.
The tawt relayed that he'd see me in 40 minutes.
"My ar$e" I thought.
"He's in a race all the way from Jockland with the Royal Mail, and only going to be 40 miutes behind them, despite having to tow something because of his stupid insurance conditions."
Unperturbed I told our mam and the boys that I'd be going to find a B & B for next yurr's match, to hide my real intention of paying the tawt a visit.
I give 'iz door a little tickle and out comes Mr Tawt 'imself.
"Give us the keys to my motor butt, or I'm going to go F*****G MENTAL on ewe", says I, but the tawt does a runner through his owsss.
Out comes his missiz so I told urr he 'ad 5 minutes or Mr Radical Solution was coming to play.
She cumm back and told us to vacate the premises, in a somewhat lah-de-dah accent.
"Right then love, Mr Radical it is then".
Radical has an ever-present mate called Mr Pickaxe, and he introduced him to messrs Scooby and Civic. If I can't have it tawt won't, that's for sure.
"Oh - and you Jocks are supposed to love throwing the 'ammer" I said.
Well love, tell that tawt in there that so do us Valleez boyz.
"Mr Scooby, please meet Mr Claw", and while they were getting acquainted I took Mr Lump to the Civic centre.
The tawt's now got till Fri-dy to deliver my civic back but he reckons the insurers have got it.
I've warned 'imm that if it ent back I'll go f*****g mental again.
He's the lowest tawt in the twattiverse, stealing someone's motor.
(Well almost, stealing someone's sheep is worse).
I'm not a violent person but the tawt 'ave pushed me too far.
I'll give ewe an update when I get a bacefook account, then you'll be able to see the protracted dialogue that we engaged in.
My apologies if I come over as a tawt myself but he needs sorting.
Diolch yn fawr butties.
23 July 2013 | 11:49 PM
#52
wheres the 8pm messages I see the pics earlier but they've bben took off now and why does he want the axed up civic back tell the man (the con man) stick the civic up his **** and take the money off him in the mean time fix the Subaru and be happy that you swapped a cr*p cive for a Subaru!! what conditions the red scoob in other than the clutch and mot
tell the man (the con man) stick the civic up his **** and take the money off him in the mean time fix the Subaru and be happy that you swapped a cr*p cive for a Subaru!! what conditions the red scoob in other than the clutch and mot
24 July 2013 | 12:39 AM
#53
Top notch text conversions there, they are a lot more legible 
It looks like he as now removed the thread from his own page where he was trying to make out that he was the victim
Why he is now posting photos of guns I don't know, he is the one in the wrong and he's been outed as a scammer so stop making out you're the victim!!!!
It looks like he as now removed the thread from his own page where he was trying to make out that he was the victim
Why he is now posting photos of guns I don't know, he is the one in the wrong and he's been outed as a scammer so stop making out you're the victim!!!!
24 July 2013 | 09:05 AM
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Thanks to LuckyWelshchap for the translation. As he says, even with his translation there are still a few points that don't quite make sense. Loved the ***** shaped key remark!
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