urban

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Exactly.
Yet again some blinkered tool has ignored this fact.

f1_fan

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Nope, you're all wrong there. Cameron is on it. What a hero that guy is

urban

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Ban the interweb, its the only answer.
It'll solve all kinds of issues, rape, murder, general crime, incest - the whole ******* shooting match gone, in the blink of an eye

New_scooby_04

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I'll admit, I once splashed out on a Nuts mag.
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Got kicked out of W H Smith!

f1_fan

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joz8968

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Turbohot

Yes, although you and I wouldn't buy a mag with nakkid men in it, there must be a crowd of that sort, come on. There's gap in the market. Another business opportunity for you and me there. We will then have two businesses. One with the moob tube/moob bra for mooby men, and one for the desperate ladies who need to look at nearly or fully nakkid fit men's pics to get orgasmic; very similar phenomenon what men experience while thwacking one out on Loaded or alike. Then everyone will feel 'equal'.

joz8968

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x 2

You never fail to disappoint.

Turbohot

mrmadcap

I think what these feminists just don't get is that the female form is admired by both sexes, albeit for different reasons.

Lisawrx

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I think we are doing quite well with these business ideas.

And yes, we are far too classy for such mags, but no doubt it would be some people's cup of tea.

Leslie

I can quite understand how many people would find the sight of a wall of magazines with highly exposed woman in full colour on the magazine covers a bit much.

I have to admit that despite the fact that I am only too happy to admire the female form, I don't particularly enjoy seeing piles of lurid coloured photos of sexy female bodies on show in the magazine racks. As I have said often enough,you can't beat the real thing anyway!

Les

beef-on-the-bone

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just seen this in my local store, zoo and nuts behind 2 black shield things and then fhm on display next to them, go figure!!

legb4rsk

All very strange when there are women walking around in supermarkets wearing less than is on show on the top shelf.

Go figure.

mrmadcap

Yes, it gets particularly entertaining around the freezer section

DYK

Can you do us a farmer's daughters calendar....

SRSport

I went into a WHSmiths and there were many magazines showing nearly naked women (hands covering areas and leaving little to the imagination etc) that were just above my 4 year olds and in full view. All he wanted was to find a Fireman Sam magazine.

Turbohot

Hm. There's a market for 12-16 yr. old boys with the need for genital arousal and catharsis via imagery, but 4 yr. old will not be interested yet tbh.

Lisawrx

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I'm not sure Swati and I would make our fortune from that.

DYK

Meh

Turbohot

TBH you and I will be catering for the market of desperate females, not of desperate males. So we will produce and market a famer boys calendar instead for out target customer base.

We are currently recruiting male models for our magazine.

FAO males: Please feel free to apply. Good faces and good bodies only. Age not more than 30. Brains do not matter, no one is going to work that out via your mug shot. Ability to raise your bum in the air on command is essential, although not for letting a stinky one out, as you shamelessly do in public.

Note: Please DO shave your chimpanzee fur off your body before you even contemplate applying for this position. Clean shaven blokes only. Not even that Go Compare moustache allowed. Thanks.

Lisawrx

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Good advert

DYK

You fluffed up in that advert saying no males over 30,I have all of those qualities you're asking for and even more,plus I already shave in those areas so don't need to be told already.

I'm too good for this ****

joz8968

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The shops should just be done with it and simply have a 'Whacking Material' section, a la as in Airplane...

Turbohot

Dear Mr. DYK,

This is to inform that our policy doesn't allow us to recruit models under the age of 18. We apologise for not mentioning the minimum age in our advertisement. This vacancy is for 18-30 yr. old good looking and fit males only.

I am sorry to inform you that due to your age (under 16), we cannot register your interest on this on this occasion.

Please feel free to write to us again when you are over 18.

Sincerely,

- L&T Enterpirise Ltd.
Scoobynet.
UK

LOL

New_scooby_04

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Love that film

"No, the white courtesy phone"

joz8968

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Airplane is my favourite comedy (closely followed by Team America).


- "Excuse me, I happened to be passing and I thought you
might like some coffee."

- "Oh, that's very nice of you. Thank you. Oh, won't you
sit down?"

- "Oh thank you. Cream?"

- "No thank you, I take it black . . . . . . like my men."

DYK

Your loss.