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Old 16 December 2013, 01:44 PM
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True...they have a higher IQ than some of the British Public
Old 16 December 2013, 01:48 PM
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They must be pretty bright. Fed,and watered comfy bed provided

And still they're not really anything more than wild animals
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Cats are for *****
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Originally Posted by grey_boy
Cats are for *****
You must have a few then
Old 16 December 2013, 02:52 PM
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Says it all

Very funny
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
You must have a few then
No cats but I am a ****... 100%
Old 16 December 2013, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
Incorrect! Cat's are actually quite intelligent animals.
Oh, absolutely!

Now I'm not exactly starting a World War 3 here between cat and dog lovers, but check this out to prove how gullible the dog is, and how free-spirited and high intellect the cat is>

Old 29 December 2015, 12:17 PM
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A very powerful predator, the Eurasion Lynx have successfully killed adult deer weighing to at least 150 kg (330 lb)
Crikey, our cat weighs the same as an average female Eurasion Lynx!!!
Old 29 December 2015, 07:13 PM
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It may just be women? As men know ****** can be trouble.
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Originally Posted by RS_Matt
15 year old versus World's biggest house cat! - YouTube



Crikey, our cat weighs the same as an average female Eurasion Lynx!!!
Is that your Ludo, Matt? And is that you or your older son carrying Ludo?

By the way, even a little cat can kill much bigger animals, if in right mood with right moves. Their claws often go for the eyes of their big perpetrators. Once their threat is blinded, they can kick their a$$ and give then a run for their money or even murder them.

Your Ludo is one coolest looking cat but he looks so lazy that he probably will take three days to even get off his a$$, let alone murdering a deer!
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
A winged cat???
they cant fly, they just glide like that monkey in the jungle....
Old 30 December 2015, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ALi-B
True...they have a higher IQ than some of the British Public
hey i ...errr someone might take offence at that... and they are clevererer than a cat ok ?
Old 30 December 2015, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by grey_boy
Cats are for *****
so.... how is your cat then ?
Old 30 December 2015, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Is that your Ludo, Matt? And is that you or your older son carrying Ludo?

By the way, even a little cat can kill much bigger animals, if in right mood with right moves. Their claws often go for the eyes of their big perpetrators. Once their threat is blinded, they can kick their a$$ and give then a run for their money or even murder them.

Your Ludo is one coolest looking cat but he looks so lazy that he probably will take three days to even get off his a$$, let alone murdering a deer!
....only humans can commit murder...if its a cat its felineocide or purrder.... ill get my coat...
Old 31 December 2015, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Their claws often go for the eyes of their big perpetrators.
They`ve even been known to attack tigers.

Old 31 December 2015, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by matty01
....only humans can commit murder...if its a cat its felineocide or purrder.... ill get my coat...

I like the term 'purrder' for the purpose.

Did you learn it of your Christmas cracker dropping joke?
Old 31 December 2015, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by wayne9t9
They`ve even been known to attack tigers.

Cat really hates this tiger - YouTube
Ace!!

See I said that they go for the eyes of their enemy. Once they're blind, they'll have great difficulty to go for the cat.

This one in the video is a feline Mike Tyson, fair play.
Old 31 December 2015, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Is that your Ludo, Matt? And is that you or your older son carrying Ludo?

By the way, even a little cat can kill much bigger animals, if in right mood with right moves. Their claws often go for the eyes of their big perpetrators. Once their threat is blinded, they can kick their a$$ and give then a run for their money or even murder them.

Your Ludo is one coolest looking cat but he looks so lazy that he probably will take three days to even get off his a$$, let alone murdering a deer!
Aye, my eldest struggling to hold him.

Ludo lets our 13lb male bully him! Though sometimes Ludo does dive on our 10lb female and we have to pull him off.
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No chance for a crap at ours!

Old 06 January 2016, 12:20 AM
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Well, our common cats sometimes use our human toilet to do their own crap in it. They learnt it by themselves. Very smart little animals.
Old 06 January 2016, 11:10 AM
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Not the ones in place girlfriend worked at

they would ****e everywhere , walk everwhere including on the cooker , eat anything that wasn't tied down including the fridge and saucepans
Old 06 January 2016, 11:51 AM
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Maine Coons are smart and probably a little telepathic.
Old 06 January 2016, 12:38 PM
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Cos they're so close to humans genetically ! Lol
Old 06 January 2016, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Not the ones in place girlfriend worked at

they would ****e everywhere , walk everwhere including on the cooker , eat anything that wasn't tied down including the fridge and saucepans
Well if they're random orphan cats in some settings where they're allowed to come, go, eat scraps and $h1t as they please, what else do you expect? I've seen many orhan cats respectfully adopted by some very prestigious nursing homes that actually look after these little wanderers, as they please their elderly/end of life residents with their cuddly presence. Such places offer them the litter tray to do their crap. Say if you were a Mougli from the Jungle Book, it would take you longer to get trained for your $h1ts in a civilised commode, but the kittens work out themselves if given the right equipment for the purpose.

About walking on the cooker,they love walking on kitchen worktops, dining table and other high surfaces, and that's the way it is.

Also, a cat can never eat a fridge and a saucepan regardless of such appliance/pot being tied or untied- come off your tree, man.
Old 06 January 2016, 04:03 PM
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random orphaned kittens , 'brought up' by offspring of mum an dad who she'd been caring for ,as I understood it.
( the kittens parents were there as well)
Old 06 January 2016, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
random orphaned kittens , 'brought up' by offspring of mum an dad who she'd been caring for ,as I understood it.
( the kittens parents were there as well)

Right. I thought your good lady was working in a care home/nursing home setting. I now understand that she worked at a private home setting where these adopted cats/kittens were probably never offered a litter tray. The keepers of the cats (with the kitten) should have offered them the litter tray from day one, since they adopted them. If they were just lumbered with these cats by their own older and selfish offspring on the move at the time when they became old and disabled themselves, then the offspring that lumbered them with such cats is very cruel. It's not cats' fault. Such cats are better off with someone who could look after them and provide them with what they need. Not the people who are in need of care themselves, and have people to care for them that dislike cats. First fault is of that offspring who didn't even bother to accustom these cats and the kitten with a litter tray business, and then dumped them on his ill parents.
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Sounded ghastly tbh , like having to go outside to escape the pong


She was shuddering at the possibility of having to return

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Old 07 January 2016, 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Sounded ghastly tbh , like having to go outside to escape the pong
Well generally they do go outside for their business. Buy one and you'd see that they're very clean animals themselves and they will go to do their crap outside, in order to escape your pong that lingers on inside your house.


She was shuddering at the possibility of having to return
Sorry, didn't know you did have a she-cat. I understand that she would shudder at the possibility of having to return.


Now carry on with your wind up with "ooooh, effing street cats from our area come and poo in my fantastic gardens, and they dig out my weedy dandelions, potatoes etc. etc." Apple threads are missing, so do push yer boat at 'cat' topic, why don't you?

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Daughter has just sent me her voice message from her travels with the Thai street cats screaming and b1tchfighting in the background! Thai street cats sound very dysfunctional. Nothing like our civilised and well-behaved British cats.
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