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Old 29 December 2013, 04:16 PM
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He was sitting to **** like a woman.
Old 29 December 2013, 05:05 PM
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Haha errm no I guess they moved down slightly when I collapsed! More round my thighs actually I think. I suppose you also want to know if my **** was hanging to the left or the right?
Old 29 December 2013, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
More to the point why were your trousers down round your knees if you were only taking a ****?
Having a tommy tank probably, hence the "passing out"
Old 29 December 2013, 06:08 PM
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Had this twice myself, though the last was probably 15 years ago. Visioned goes blurred then legs go to jelly then collapse.
Old 29 December 2013, 06:29 PM
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Your blood pressure drops slightly when you pee - add this to just having stood up and it can cause trouble.
Old 29 December 2013, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by LSherratt
This evening I fainted while taking a ****.... I had been drinking (only 2 pints), and fell asleep on the sofa with my girlfriend. I woke up and went straight to the toilet. I remember feeling a little dizzy and the next thing I know I wake up with my trousers down my knees and my **** hanging out with my girlfriend calling my name. She said I was out for about a minute. Has this happened to anyone else? I've done a google and this seems to be quite common if you've had a drink and a sleep, then wake up suddenly and go to the toilet. This can cause a big drop in blood pressure which causes you to faint! Bit scary but I'm fine now other than a bump on my head where I must have clipped the bath tub
done exactly the same thing about 5 years ago,but i hit my head on a metal washing bin on the way down,ended up in hospital the next day as i was having some very strange sight problems after this. ended up having a ct scan,thankfully there was nothing wrong,it was just strange symptons brought on by hitting my head.
Old 29 December 2013, 07:38 PM
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How big is his weapon? it may be due to the length of time it took to travel down the pipe and he just keeled over with the stress of it all.
Old 29 December 2013, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Having a tommy tank probably, hence the "passing out"
Or Michael Hutchinson style auto asphyxiation?
Old 29 December 2013, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by LSherratt
This evening I fainted while taking a ****.... I had been drinking (only 2 pints).........Bit scary but I'm fine now other than a bump on my head where I must have clipped the bath tub
Some 30-somethjng I know had similar. She went out and had a couple of drinks over watching a rock band with her BF of that time. Back at her home she woke up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. For some reason (must have lost her balance due to fainting, her BF said) she fell from top landing (where the toilet was) to the bottom, hitting her head on her tiled hall floor. Ended up in Walton hospital with brain injury and 10% survival chance. Miraculously she lived on after the operation, and was left twisted faced, no memory and no speech for months. She regained some long term memory and broken speech eventually, but can't smell or taste anything. Her life took a major turn for good after that fall; in many ways.

Worst picture up there^, but for awareness things like that can happen.
Old 30 December 2013, 08:45 PM
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I love waking up with my **** out. Means someone has been playing...
Old 30 December 2013, 09:02 PM
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Good job it was in your own bog and not one down the gay bar
Old 30 December 2013, 09:42 PM
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I love the way people are taking the p1ss and laughing about it

the same happened to my dad, when he collapsed he hit his head. he died
Old 30 December 2013, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by bioforger
He was sitting to **** like a woman.
Or was using his bidet ?
Old 30 December 2013, 10:47 PM
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remember feeling like this once or twice in the younger days....had a skinful, woke up early and rush in for a **** started to feel like i was gonna go so lay down on the cold tiles for 30 seconds or a minute, 100% after that, never got to the stage of passing out. Hasn't happened in years though
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