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Old 05 April 2003, 09:46 AM
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Have just watched his speech on TV in disbelief. He talks total cr*p.

Has just said that the Airport has been retaken and surrounded by Iraqi forces. And Allied armour has been confronted by Iraqi armour outside Basra and defeated them.

He deserves a place on the muppets forum.
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Old 05 April 2003, 09:54 AM
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dont offend us muppets
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Old 05 April 2003, 11:05 AM
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I think he has a future as a stand-up comedian He's very funny
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Old 05 April 2003, 11:09 AM
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Yeah, very strange. I understand the psychology behind it but how does that work when all the people he's trying to persuade can see these things for themselves? Nutter.
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Old 05 April 2003, 01:20 PM
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Apparently Subaru have offered him a job heading up the Customer Care and After Sales Support Division.

"No really sir they all do that"
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Old 05 April 2003, 04:26 PM
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... or too scared to report back anything other than 'good news'
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Old 05 April 2003, 05:42 PM
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I think his muddled up the airports,i heard he said they have retaken Saddam Hussein airport but theres no such thingits now called Bagdhad airport..Perhaps he was on about another airport
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Hes an utter twerp. Talks more rot than Luke.
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Old 06 April 2003, 09:23 AM
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Lol @ Crapaud

He looks like a schoolmaster who's lost it to me!

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Old 06 April 2003, 01:24 PM
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It would be bladdy funny if special forces kidnapped him during one of his press conferences!
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Old 06 April 2003, 02:42 PM
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he is a joker? does he think the world is thick and that we will take his word as gospel?

and what about the "old boys" manning the bunkers as the city defenses?? what are they thinking, a load of 50 year old boys with AK47s - you wont be any match for a tank lads. swallow your pride put your reading glasses back on, pick up your stick and shuffle back to your home.
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Old 06 April 2003, 02:47 PM
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what do you expect the guy to say? His country/regime is being attacked and he is doing his job of sending out propoganda that will be listened to by Arabs/Muslims who watch arabian TV stations.

It's normal war propoganda, something the USA and UK watchers of TV are getting from the coalition information staff. Do you really think you are getting the truth, and nothing but the truth from the USA/UK guys?

I would be amazed if he said anything other than what he is.
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Old 06 April 2003, 04:39 PM
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...at least he's admitted that the Coalition ARE in Iraq.

That's a step in the right direction and all part of a very coy but cynical plot to soften up the Iraqi people to the prospect of an honourable draw in about 6 month's time once the yanks get anywhere near Baghdad, which of course they are miles from.

I've also heard that Mr Ecclestone is negotiating the rights to a racing circuit in Kirkut for 2006?
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Old 06 April 2003, 05:54 PM
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He speaks good English though,so should be easier to interigate when we finally get a grip of him.
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Old 06 April 2003, 06:24 PM
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He should have his own TV show..... he is a laugh..
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I wonder how long hell go on? He seems to be the only Iraqi actually doing live TV now. I guess at some point hell leg it into hiding? or will he, who knows how these things work.

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Old 06 April 2003, 08:13 PM
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He could become an English MP, for bending the truth somewhat.
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Old 06 April 2003, 08:58 PM
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He could become an English MP, for bending the truth somewhat

or a journo for creating a right hand corner with the truth,not that they know what it is.
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Old 07 April 2003, 09:46 AM
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He may be a total loony, but you're forgetting that the people in Iraq don't have the freedom of info that we do in the west. Satellite TV is pretty much unavailable in Iraq (and has been since the war started). The only TV is state TV, and the news is of Iraqi victories (such as the apache shot down by a farmer, etc) and other propaganda about Saddam and how great he is.

I can't blame them really. WTF else can they say!?? They're hardly going to go on TV and say "Hey, we've given up 'cos we don't have a chance of winning"?!
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Old 07 April 2003, 10:45 AM
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Marko is right of course, the propaganda is for the Iraqis in an effort to keep them fighting.

I think he is a bit of a star really. I just would like to see how he copes if a bunch of coalition troops walked quietly up behind him in the middle of a broadcast.

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Old 07 April 2003, 02:35 PM
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Old 07 April 2003, 02:56 PM
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he's ****ed whatever happens, he'll need to hope the Yank/Brits get to him first or he'll have an unpleasant end to be sure
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Old 07 April 2003, 03:28 PM
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You think his ferrari is on order ? or maybe he's a policeman......

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Old 07 April 2003, 03:37 PM
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Lol Badger

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Old 07 April 2003, 04:57 PM
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The InfoMan should get a customer service job when he's finished his current one...

"Why you say vacuum cleaner not work? It is in power saving mode and will work very-fantastic if you press button. Look I show you -dirty carpet, clean carpet. That not dirt left - is much better than when carpet was new. See - I eat dinner from carpet.No hairs in mouth - it moustache. "



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I reckon he's gonna become a star/celebrity after the war...Would really like to see a Larry King interview with him...Hell, would like to see him interview Larry for that matter. Or on Oprah...I really hope they don't kill him - I can see his own TV show on the horizon...Or an inspirational book...He'll be having a royal life after the war.

He's brave.
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Old 08 April 2003, 11:47 AM
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he is number one war celeb....Raggy cant touch him.
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