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Old 04 April 2010, 01:14 AM
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Smile How not to impress the wife.

Many aspects of human sexuality are puzzling.

Take celibacy, for example!!!

This can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed following certain outside influences.

While attending a Marriage Guidance counselling session, Tony and Julie listened to the counsellor declare,

'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.'

He addressed the men.

'Can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?'

Tony leaned over, touched Julie's arm gently and whispered,

'Self-raising, isn't it?'

Thus began Tony's life of celibacy.
Old 04 April 2010, 07:34 AM
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FPMSL mark,did he get it wrong then?
Old 04 April 2010, 12:34 PM
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i would of went for plain flour TBH
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