>>Once upon a time there were a horse and a chicken who were good friends.
>>They lived on a farmyard with lots of other animals and were very happy.
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>>One day, while they were playing near the farm's pond, the horse stepped
>>into a hole of quicksand. The horse rapidly sank and was yelling for his
>>friend, the chicken, to save him. The chicken thought for a minute, then
>>ran away.
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>>The chicken ran back to the farmhouse, and jumped into the farmer's
>>735csi
>>BMW. Luckily, the keys were in the ignition, and the chicken managed to
>>start the car, and put it in gear. It raced over to the sinkhole, where
>>the
>>horse had almost disappeared by now.
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>>The smart chicken tied a rope around the back of the BMW and threw the
>>other end around the front legs of the horse. The chicken hopped back in
>>the driver's seat and stepped on the gas.
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>>Ever so slowly, the horse eased out of the quicksand and jumped to
>>safety.
>>The horse, still on shaky legs, stuttered: "You just saved my life. Thank
>>you!" The chicken just said, "Don't mention it - That's what friends are
>>for!!" They returned the BMW and went out to dinner together in the barn
>>yard.
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>>A few days later, the horse got up from a good night's rest, and heard
>>some
>>muffled cries for help coming from the backyard. The horse followed the
>>sounds and came upon a terrible scene. There was his best friend, the
>>chicken, stuck in a hole of quicksand! The sand was already up to its
>>neck-feathers and the cries for help had almost stopped.
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>>The horse took a quick look around: No rope in sight And the farmer had
>>gone to town with his BMW. What to do? The horse took a deep breath and
>>spread his body and legs out over the hole. His member was dangling down
>>right above the poor chicken. "Here, my friend, grab my thingie and I
>>will
>>pull you to safety!"
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>>With its last bit of energy, the chicken grabbed a hold of the big
>>horse-thingy and the horse straightened its body, pulling the chicken
>>from
>>its trap. With one big step, both were on solid ground and safe. The
>>chicken slumped down on the ground, exhausted: "Now You saved my life, my
>>friend!!" The horse just smiled.......
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>>And what is the moral of this story? ....
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>>If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
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Can't believe I read the whole of the post for that punchline! LOL

Chris