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Old 24 May 2002, 12:04 PM
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Is this the mature Nova boys?

http://www.melonite.nu/foto/volvo/
Old 24 May 2002, 12:06 PM
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It's a S70.
Old 24 May 2002, 12:13 PM
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looks like ears flapping around on a dog!





[Edited by HKSubaru - 5/24/2002 12:14:25 PM]
Old 24 May 2002, 12:15 PM
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looks like a bug or something from the front.
Old 24 May 2002, 01:11 PM
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Whatever it looks like its not pretty
Old 24 May 2002, 01:55 PM
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Fecking hell, that is *awful*.

Is the owner on drugs?
Old 24 May 2002, 02:25 PM
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Oh dear...



Old 24 May 2002, 02:28 PM
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Good god.. how can he see his caravan with that thing on the back ?

I reckon even the nova boys would turn their nose up!

edit:
A mate at work just asked my why its got one of the roof box things grafted onto the bonnet.. answers on a postcard....

[Edited by Sparks - 5/24/2002 3:19:55 PM]
Old 24 May 2002, 02:40 PM
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I saw that car on the A4 between Thatcham and Reading a couple of weeks back, didnt bother to describe it as no one would have believed me.
Old 24 May 2002, 03:22 PM
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Didn't think it was too bad....then i saw the spoiler.....and then the whole feckin front end!!!

DOH!!
Old 24 May 2002, 03:31 PM
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Jezus, that's one of the ugliest cars I've ever seen.

Guess he was going for this look with the spolier



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Old 24 May 2002, 06:15 PM
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I have seen this car? on the A4074 between Caversham and Wallingford.

What make of car are those front lights off?

[clue]
It's not a Volvo. The fit isn't even close .
[/clue]

Shocking.
Old 24 May 2002, 06:16 PM
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Jesus - that has to be the worst looking car ever.
Old 24 May 2002, 06:54 PM
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What are the lights off ?? a TVR ??
Old 24 May 2002, 09:34 PM
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yuk!
Old 24 May 2002, 09:58 PM
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What a state . . . I prefare Volans to the Titans! ! !
Old 24 May 2002, 10:58 PM
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It Thames valley's new unmarked car

I think the front and rear lights are off a Civic. I think they should have stayed there
I do not wish to comment on the abstract art bolted to the boot lid
Old 24 May 2002, 11:34 PM
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Its either a genetic experiment gone wrong or maybe the owner, after a few snorts of coke and three or four bottles of whisky, thought to himsef "I know, I'll build the ugliest car in the world". My god, he's come pretty close to perfection.

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Old 25 May 2002, 12:34 AM
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That is absolutely hilarious!! Could it possibly be any nastier..
Well, it could be a nova!

[Edited by Mr Footlong - 5/25/2002 12:39:20 AM]
Old 25 May 2002, 12:48 AM
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<--- is crying with laughter!
Old 25 May 2002, 01:38 AM
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Nice
Belongs to Dale Winton you know!
Old 27 May 2002, 11:01 AM
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LMAO!!

That has to be a joke!!

Slightly more tasteful mods for Volvos here: http://www.kalmar-union.com/
Old 27 May 2002, 11:03 AM
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I am shocked, but also heavily amused! That is the stupidest car I have seen in a long time. Is someone planning to enter that into the wackey races??

I think the owner should have a chat with Michael Jackson about too much plastic surgery.

Old 27 May 2002, 02:27 PM
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This must be a joke! Where did he get that spoiler, or the nerve to fit it! Wheels are nice though
Old 27 May 2002, 02:31 PM
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Oh my god.............wot a mess. hahahahahahahaha

Glad it not mine

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Old 27 May 2002, 05:06 PM
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I am sad to say that I have seen this car and even followed it on slough trading estate I think thats where the picture was taken by the look of it. It looks awful and the spoiler, exhaust and stuff wobbled about and looked stupid why would someone do that to a volvo?

Ps the bodywork doesn't fit and it looks **** in the flesh
Old 28 May 2002, 12:30 AM
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i'll give him 8 out of 10 for effort and 0 out of 10 for execution - which is what I would do if I had this misfortune to be the girlfriend/wife of the bloke who did this!!

Bless him, at least he has tried to be different - and he's bloody succeeded a in that!! Imagine trying to sell it?!!

"94 Volvo 850, alloys, big fugly spoiler, skibox bonnet, STi lights (well kind of), first to see will die laughing. £1 ono"


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Old 28 May 2002, 05:06 AM
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OMG!! I thought people over here in America were the only ones with horrid taste, all he needs now are some racing stripes!


Joe
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