SHOWBIZ NEWS!!!! Salsa cancels Tour dates!!
#1
Guys,.... I can't believe this
(Extract from NME this week)
"Top International Club Singer, Salsa King devastated his (2) fans this week after announcing that his World famous Friday night Karaoke slot at the Goose, Gamston would be cancelled!!
Salsa himself was unavailable for comment, but his management company, Trouser Media issued the following statement....
'We deeply regret that Salsa has had to pull out at this late stage... We understand that the Landlord is devastated with the potential loss of earnings, as the crowds will NOT show if Salsa is not on the menu'.
We can reveal that he will in fact be appearing at ISIS on thursday night with some bloke called "Trouser". apparently all are welcome to join them.
A spokeman for the public house gave this comment..." Would you like ice with that?"
When we pushed the brewery Everard's for their view on this debacle, they replied "Salsa...who?"
Blimey! ....
can't believe it!!
he he
Trouser
#5
Scooby Senior
i may be able to manage the following week at the Goose at Gamston!
this week i have other things to do, laydees to catch up on/with! and autographs 2 sign!
ISIS tomorrow is still on, the movers and the grovers will be on stage.........with all the auld slappers at Grab a Granny ISIS nite!
if i don't pull tomorrow there no hope 4 anyone!!!!!! lol
*someone asked me last week how i manage to get the laydees so much when i'm out!?
i told them straight........i go out with ugly mates!
Phil
aka MrKool
this week i have other things to do, laydees to catch up on/with! and autographs 2 sign!
ISIS tomorrow is still on, the movers and the grovers will be on stage.........with all the auld slappers at Grab a Granny ISIS nite!
if i don't pull tomorrow there no hope 4 anyone!!!!!! lol
*someone asked me last week how i manage to get the laydees so much when i'm out!?
i told them straight........i go out with ugly mates!
Phil
aka MrKool
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by salsa-king:
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if i don't pull tomorrow there no hope 4 anyone!!!!!! lol
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...... Looks like there's no hope for anyone then.....
TR USER
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if i don't pull tomorrow there no hope 4 anyone!!!!!! lol
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...... Looks like there's no hope for anyone then.....
TR USER
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#8
Scooby Senior
well, The Dolphin Trainer will be getting ready 4 the nite out in 30mins! need to spruce myself up for the over 25 year old layyyydeeeeeeesssss
lol
Phil
lol
Phil
#10
Scooby Senior
hello sailor!
what about the B-O girls! and they were only 15!
thought it was grab a granny nite!!
that other laydeee was v nice! shame about the aunties she was out with! lol
Phil
what about the B-O girls! and they were only 15!
thought it was grab a granny nite!!
that other laydeee was v nice! shame about the aunties she was out with! lol
Phil
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