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25 November 2014, 11:08 PM
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What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?
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What do you call a Indian on a high wire?
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What do you call a British Jonathan with obesity issues?
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What do you call an Indian lesbian?
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The wummin next door just accused me of stealing the washing off her line, I nearly shat her pants!
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what do you call an indian karaoke singer?.....gupta singh.
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What do you call a Indian with a microwave on his head ..................Pa ting
What do you call a 6 foot African with no ears ..........anything you want he cant hear you.
What do you call a Irishman with a high IQ .....................Liar
What do you call a man with a Subaru on his head .............Jack
What do you call a man with a number plate on his face ...........Reg
What do you call a man with some leaves on his head ..........Russel
What yo you call a man with no arms and legs in a pool ...........Bob
What do you call a man with a bottle of IRN BRU on his head .....Scott
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what do you call an Indian man that built a wooden hut?
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What do you call a bloke standing between two buildings
Ali
What do you call a bloke with a rabbit up his ****
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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head...... Doug
What do you call a man with a shovel removed from his head.... Douglas
Where does an 800LB grizzly bear sleep?..... any where he likes
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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a lake
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27 November 2014, 09:30 PM
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What do you call a bloke standing between two buildings
Ali
- What do call a bloke between two buildings with a joint of meat on his head?
Ham'ed Ali.
- What do call a bloke between two buildings with two joints of meat on his head?
More Ham'ed Ali
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What do you call a bloke in a lake with no arms and legs with a rabbit up his ****
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- "Are you Wayne King, the waiter?"
- "No. I'm Fu King, the chef."
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Why did the Avon lady smile?
Because Max Factor.
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What's black, white and red and crawls along pavements?
A wounded nun.
(John Cleese's fave joke. I love the darkness).
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What do you do if there's an epileptic in your bath?
Chuck in your washing.
I'm guessing this JOKE causes offence to some?
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What do you call the useless piece of skin around a clitoris
A woman.
29 November 2014, 10:10 PM
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How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dads **** tastes funny
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who can swim the channel?
Clever Dick!
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
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29 November 2014, 10:43 PM
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How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dads **** tastes funny
That's f***ed up.
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes.......nothing she has been told twice already.
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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
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30 November 2014, 09:14 AM
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Why do women have legs?
Have you seen the mess snails make.
What do you call a Gorilla with a machine gun?
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Why do female parachutists wear knickers?
To prevent them from whistling on the way down.
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Two nuns in a bath.
One says "Were's the soap?"
The other one says "Yes it does"
What's blue and does not fit?
A dead epileptic.
03 December 2014, 06:26 PM
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Two nuns in a bath.
One says "Were's the soap?"
The other one says "Yes it does"
I used to quote that one loads, back in the day.
Where's [wears], though.
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