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Q: Why should you never buy Russian underpants?
A: Chernobyl fallout

Q: What have David Beckham and Des O'Connor got in common?
A: They're both ****ing awful singers.

Q: What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
A: Justice Fingers.

Two Palestinian women are walking through Jerusalem.
One says to the other "Does my bomb look big in this?"

Q: "What do you call a pig with three eyes?"
A: "Piiig!"
Q: What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
A: Philippe Philoppe

"Doctor Doctor, my ***** has turned into a
steering wheel. Can you help, it's driving me nuts?"

Q: Which King had the most children?
A: Jonathan

Stevie Wonder gets a cheese grater for Christmas.
Mate calls to ask if he liked it.
Stevie says, "Man, that was the most
violent book I ever read."