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24 September 2002, 07:44 PM
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1) Removing the springs and muffler from a perfectly good Honda Civic does not turn it into a Ferrari.
2) Removing the springs and muffler from a perfectly good Honda Civic does not turn it into a Gixer 1000.
3) Rice vehicles do not attract chicks. They attract other teen-age boys who are also trying to spank themselves the rest of the way through puberty.
4) Middle class white Ricers are not Asian gangsters.
5) The police do not care about the legality of the engines of Ricers. They act like they are hiding a nuclear weapon when mentioning their pastel colored air cleaner made out of a dish sponge.
6) Spending thousands upon thousands swapping an Integra motor into a Civic so that it can run mid 16s at 84mph impresses no one.
7) Driving a car that sounds like a whoopee cushion impresses no one.
8, Taking the springs out of a Civic so that it bounces down the road does not improve the handling- it just makes people wonder if you like being pounded in the butt like in prison.
9) This is not Sesame Street. There is nothing magical about the letter "R", even when in capitol form, or written in red. It's not a secret code that will double your horsepower, it's just a letter.
10) Putting three foot tall stickers on your econo-box will not make it run 9s.
11) A car with a top speed of 90mph does not need a wing on the back bigger than the Batmobile.
12) A 5" tailpipe tip does nothing to increase horsepower, especially when it's fed by a one inch diameter exhaust pipe.
13) You don't need a 5" Tachometer with memory and a programmable shift light in order to make gear changes that you could measure with a sun dial.
14) You aren't going to be able to get around a Hayabusa. Or a ZX-12. Or a Gixxer 1000. Or a Gixxer 600. Or an SV650. Or a good running Ninja 250.
2) Removing the springs and muffler from a perfectly good Honda Civic does not turn it into a Gixer 1000.
3) Rice vehicles do not attract chicks. They attract other teen-age boys who are also trying to spank themselves the rest of the way through puberty.
4) Middle class white Ricers are not Asian gangsters.
5) The police do not care about the legality of the engines of Ricers. They act like they are hiding a nuclear weapon when mentioning their pastel colored air cleaner made out of a dish sponge.
6) Spending thousands upon thousands swapping an Integra motor into a Civic so that it can run mid 16s at 84mph impresses no one.
7) Driving a car that sounds like a whoopee cushion impresses no one.
8, Taking the springs out of a Civic so that it bounces down the road does not improve the handling- it just makes people wonder if you like being pounded in the butt like in prison.
9) This is not Sesame Street. There is nothing magical about the letter "R", even when in capitol form, or written in red. It's not a secret code that will double your horsepower, it's just a letter.
10) Putting three foot tall stickers on your econo-box will not make it run 9s.
11) A car with a top speed of 90mph does not need a wing on the back bigger than the Batmobile.
12) A 5" tailpipe tip does nothing to increase horsepower, especially when it's fed by a one inch diameter exhaust pipe.
13) You don't need a 5" Tachometer with memory and a programmable shift light in order to make gear changes that you could measure with a sun dial.
14) You aren't going to be able to get around a Hayabusa. Or a ZX-12. Or a Gixxer 1000. Or a Gixxer 600. Or an SV650. Or a good running Ninja 250.
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