Women.....
21 November 2002, 12:00 AM
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Why is it that you live with a woman and you have disagreements with her,then when she leaves you you realise that you cant live without her.Am i the only one to lose a good woman?
Somebody explain women to me..............
21 November 2002, 01:13 AM
R u mad? If a bloke could explain that he would be one rich git
Get used to it cos as far as I know it happens to all of us!
"Women, u can't live with em, and u can't shoot em either!"
21 November 2002, 09:30 AM
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I could but it would probably kill you.
21 November 2002, 10:55 AM
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21 November 2002, 10:57 AM
'FUN' is that what u call it?
21 November 2002, 10:59 AM
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I don't think even women understand themselves either..
21 November 2002, 11:02 AM
21 November 2002, 11:16 AM
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21 November 2002, 11:57 AM
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21 November 2002, 11:58 AM
Wurzel they are consistent m8, consistently changing their moods, minds, handbags, shoes..... this list goes on
21 November 2002, 12:12 PM
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21 November 2002, 01:37 PM
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Consistency is the refuge of the unimaginative...
21 November 2002, 01:59 PM
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We keep you on your toes though don't we
21 November 2002, 02:25 PM
On our toes???? More like sprinting for cover when the flak starts flying in
21 November 2002, 02:28 PM
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awwwww - well we're not all loons
21 November 2002, 02:32 PM
U will have to prove that one im afraid!
Don't u live in the Wells?
Virtually neighbours
21 November 2002, 02:34 PM
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aye am a Wells girl
talking to Markus under my User ID right?
21 November 2002, 02:36 PM
Err did I say that
Yeah Markus was about last night the old devil that he is! He reckons u would drink me under the table
I said no bloody chance
He is thinking about having a night out down Que Pasas as I told him about the pole dancing pole they got upstairs
21 November 2002, 02:40 PM
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I doesn't take much to drink Markus under the table unless you consider half a shandy potent!!!
Pole Dancing in Que Pasa you say!!
21 November 2002, 02:42 PM
I heard that before, should be entertaining evening pouring stella down him all night then
Oh yes pole dancing, u any good?
21 November 2002, 03:18 PM
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Well, we could let you in on the secret, but we would then have to kill you.
21 November 2002, 03:20 PM
Mice u kill us anyway without telling us didly!
There should be a Royal Society For The Protection of Blokes
21 November 2002, 03:40 PM
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21 November 2002, 03:45 PM
LOL @ Mice
You cruel evil female u!
Without us u couldn't survive anyway! We just play the injured party when re really could't give a monkeys
As long as we have our boys toys we couldn't be happier no matter what u evil lot are upto!
21 November 2002, 03:47 PM
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SSSSSHHHH! Bravo, don't give our secrets away!
21 November 2002, 03:48 PM
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YYY...we just let you believe you're in charge and it all trundles along happily.
We could survive...briefly...
Wouldn't be as much fun, though!
Eeeevil Mice...
21 November 2002, 03:52 PM
LOL oops sorry MarkO, well thats only just the beginning anyway, they will never infiltrate the secret squirrel stuff that only us blokes know about
We let you think its just trundling along when really we are having the times of our lives
Evil Mice - no kidding
21 November 2002, 04:28 PM
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21 November 2002, 04:30 PM
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Men are simple - give them anything with flashing lights, twiddly ***** or buttons to press and they're in their element. Leaving us to get on with the real work.
Only 'cos anything with flashing lights, twiddly ***** or buttons to press is likely to be too complicated for women to understand.