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Old 23 November 2002, 08:15 PM
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Ok all lets see how many of us have laughted at the comments written on dirty vans,
I will start you off

I wish my wife was this dirty
We also sell these in white

chel xxx
Old 23 November 2002, 08:26 PM
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www.cleanme.com

Also available in white

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Old 23 November 2002, 08:31 PM
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Wisely Driven? If so call police - vehicle stolen

Don't wash me, plant potatoes on me

The man driving this van is a homo

Test dirt. Do not wash

I was going to wash my van, but then I got high

How's my topsoil? Call 0800-DIRT

Old 23 November 2002, 09:32 PM
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And on the back of a "Nickerson" tanker, seen on the M180:
"Nickerson"-or off???
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Old 23 November 2002, 10:11 PM
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I was going to wash my van, but then I got high
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Old 23 November 2002, 10:24 PM
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How's my driving call 0800 Screw you

If you think this van is dirty then you are right

More drops than santa

Old 23 November 2002, 10:26 PM
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"if you think this is dirty you should see the driver"

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Old 23 November 2002, 11:41 PM
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Not on a van, but read this somewhere....

On a Harley Davidson type biker's jacket, it read....

"If you can read this, the b1tch has fallen off!"

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Make love not war, see driver for details.
Old 24 November 2002, 09:26 AM
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I got drunk one night and on the way home wrote one up the bum no harm done on my brother in laws van...
Old 24 November 2002, 09:36 AM
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I use lorry oil ,because i'm worth it
Old 24 November 2002, 10:19 AM
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I was going to wash my van, but then I got high
LMFAO
Old 24 November 2002, 11:27 AM
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Does Penny Mallory give Robbie Head!

At rally gb LMAO
Old 24 November 2002, 11:40 AM
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I wish my wife was this dirty
Made even funnier when someone adds:

She is
Old 24 November 2002, 06:19 PM
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Some of these are really long,Do people really spend all this time writeing these?

chel xxx

keep them comming
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