Phantom_Flan_Flinger

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.....

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = snotty
r = loopy
s = slimy
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to dertermine the first half of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w= flubber
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Just call me Gidget Toiletchunks.

CharlieWhiskey

buttercup tofu nose?

Allan

iTrader: (1)

Err....Stinky HamsterFanny

DAZ 4

gidget toilettush

(PFF we were nearly the same person !!)

HAPPY

"Doofus Gerbilbiscuits".Not quite a "Smelly Hampsterfanny"or whatever but quite amusing!

Mike Tuckwood

<B>Pinky Gerbil nose.</B>

Seems quite cute actually.

John Felstead doesn't fare quite so well with <B>Poopsie Barf Nose.</B>

Simon de Banke ends up as <B>Slimy Toilet Tush.</B>


Nice one Flan.


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AllanB

I'm not too happy being knowns as "STINKY TOILET CHUNKS" but with my love of curries it could be considered appropriate.

Cheered me up no end.

Glad to see there was life after Tiswas for you.


AllanB

MarkF

So i'm now pinky barfbuns!!

Mojo

Thanks for the amusing info, it should be fun in the office this week!
From Zippy WaffleLips and Poopsie GiggleHiney

Phantom_Flan_Flinger

Seems I have a few 'toilet' relatives.

There was always life after TISWAS, just have to decide if I'm going to let Sally James go after 20 years as my sex slave.

PFF

ian/555

Chim-Chim Gorillanose! lol

Ian Cook

Chim-Chim Giggle Butt LOL

SecretAgentMan

You limey barstuards have tooooo much free time...funny as hell though.



"Poopsie Diaper Chunks"... *urgh*

Puff The Magic Wagon!

iTrader: (2)

Poopsie WaffleSniffer

OR

Dufus The Banana Flubber!

BarryK

Lumpy Pottybrains.

But I already knew that.

BTW how is the Baby Bucket Bunger these days?
Do you see Barz from Mars at all?

SeanT

I like it!!!

Slimy Gerbil Brains



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Chris L

Buttercup Livernose

Beef

Heheh

Flunky Gigglebrain

blubs

Chim Chim Giggleflubber at your service (God, am I really doing this)

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MARTINRS500

I`v had to change to my scooby head for
this one.
Pinky Gerbilfanny.


p.s. boys keep this to yourselves.

Gilly

You can call me Fluffy WaffleChunks - apparently

sourob

mine is (oh god!!)slimy bubble fanny!!! other halfs is LOOPY LIZARD GIZZARD what a chuckle !!!

buster gonad

pinky toiletbrain.......nice