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Old 15 December 2002, 05:11 PM
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This is very good, it's not rude I promise. Scroll down slowly through each question. Do not cheat and scroll quickly

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex (try for more than once but less than 10)



2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)



3. Add 5. (for Sunday)



4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................



5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1752....If you haven't, add 1751



6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should
have a three digit number .....



The first digit of this was your original times you want to have sex each week). The next two numbers are ...........





YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!)


Old 15 December 2002, 05:16 PM
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Very good. Who thinks up this stuff.
Old 15 December 2002, 05:29 PM
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I'm supposedly 80!!!!!!!! Done it 3 times now and still the same answer and yes I have been using a calculator!!!

Oh and I'm not telling you lot the first figure but I am sure Kenny knows it

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Old 15 December 2002, 05:39 PM
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I don't think it works if you use 9.9999999 but who am I to argue with maths
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Edited cos I'm so blind I didnt even see step 6. Works for me now. Clever stuff.

[Edited by P1Fanatic - 12/15/2002 6:24:47 PM]
Old 15 December 2002, 06:00 PM
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bloody 'ell that worked
Old 15 December 2002, 06:26 PM
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jepers! it worked!

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oerrrrrrrrrrr
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Not that I have realised that 18 + 5 = 23 and not 24, it works for me now !!! oops!

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I cannot do that test, sorry.
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Oh and I'm not telling you lot the first figure but I am sure Kenny knows it
Unfortunately the last post just told those of us sad enough to spot it that the answer is 9.
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Tell me about it

[Edited by Saxo Boy - 12/16/2002 10:05:44 AM]
Old 16 December 2002, 11:30 PM
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very clever!!
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This mathematic operation cleverly mixes two things: Your zex wish and your age:

Your wish is multiplied with 2 and with 50 i.e. 2x50=100 This makes for the first digit out of a three digit number, if the initial number is between 1 and 9 of course.

Secondly, to your wish 5 is added before multiplied with 50 (=250)and then added a further 1752, if your birthday was already this year, giving 250+1752 = 2002. Surprisingly, if you deduct the year of your birth from the current year you get your age !

Very clever mixed though, I'll note this for parties


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Yes, am an accountant, really, how did you guess?
Old 17 December 2002, 09:54 AM
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It also works if you want or have sex more than 10 times a week
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Sex with yourself does not count
Old 17 December 2002, 01:03 PM
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very sad ralf... very sad -








































But true!

Brilliant - I love these things - but am too lazy to work out why.
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