Peter Kayisms Part 1
17 January 2003, 10:49 AM
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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl
crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub
is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green
crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits
55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really
manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or
not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a
bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to
call your teacher mum or dad.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl
crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub
is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green
crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits
55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really
manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or
not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a
bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to
call your teacher mum or dad.
17 January 2003, 10:29 PM
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garlic............................................ .................
.................................................. .................................................. ......bread..!!!
what a bloke..!! cant wait for his new DVD to come out it was supposed to be out sooner but he extented his tour..!
Dan
.................................................. .................................................. ......bread..!!!
what a bloke..!! cant wait for his new DVD to come out it was supposed to be out sooner but he extented his tour..!
Dan
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