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10 February 2003, 10:45 PM
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"Friedrich Riesfeldt loved his job as a zookeeper, and took great pride in the care of his animals. So much in fact that he took a very personal interest in trying to relieve a viciously constipated elephant named Stefan.
In order to help mitigate the elephant's constipation, Friedrich fed Stephan over 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes to try to break the elephants bowels. Unfortunately for Friedrich, the elephant let loose while Friedrich was standing directly behind him as he was trying to administer an olive oil enema. The force of the sudden load of **** that came from the elephants *** came without warning, pinning Friedrich violently to the ground, slamming his head against the concrete with such force that he was instantly knocked unconscious and consequently Friedrich the zookeeper suffocated beneath 200 pounds of elephant sh*t!"
"Friedrich Riesfeldt loved his job as a zookeeper, and took great pride in the care of his animals. So much in fact that he took a very personal interest in trying to relieve a viciously constipated elephant named Stefan.
In order to help mitigate the elephant's constipation, Friedrich fed Stephan over 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes to try to break the elephants bowels. Unfortunately for Friedrich, the elephant let loose while Friedrich was standing directly behind him as he was trying to administer an olive oil enema. The force of the sudden load of **** that came from the elephants *** came without warning, pinning Friedrich violently to the ground, slamming his head against the concrete with such force that he was instantly knocked unconscious and consequently Friedrich the zookeeper suffocated beneath 200 pounds of elephant sh*t!"
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