Sue

Does anyone know how far it is from Oxford centre to Manchester Airport....Im doing my expense claim form, Ive lost the mileage and I havent got Auto-route
I know ..I know...WOMEN....tut
Thats why I need men like you

Ian Cook

153 miles each way

Mr.Cookie

Ian Cook

Yeah but if you use creative mileage checker, its 175 each way hehehehe

Mr.Cookie

Mr Cook please try to be a bit more accurate in future

Mr.Cookie

Ian should of ticked dont use motorways

Mr.Cookie

Scoobynet response time

Lass with problem 6 minutes

Bloke with problem sometime this week

Sue

Mwah Mwah Mwah
Cheers Ian,Mr Cookie xxxx

Ian Cook

No worries Sue glad to help

Mr.Cookie

Ditto ian but you know he just plucked the first number out of his head don't ya

Ian Cook

For plucking it out of the air, it wasnt a bad guess was it !!!

Sue

do a lot of plucking in the open air do ya Ian?

Mr.Cookie

Don't worry he'll stop when the pheasant plucker comes

Sue

Stroooth....what the hells he doing to the pheasant plucker then?????

Ian Cook

Kin ell ! what did i do to deserve being accused of doing things to a pheasant plucker !!!!!!

Ill get me coat !!!

Sue

now look ere..too late to start covering up the pheasant plucker with yer coat m8. All we need to know is ...was he a willing participant??????

Mr.Cookie

OOoo er is it my turn to reply...um dunno what to say

Sue

Don't need to say anything Mr Cookie....ur a bloke....ur sposed to stick together!!!
(which, when ya think about it is probably what Ian and the pheasant plucker are doing under the coat!!!!)
sorry...couldn't resist!!!
I'll wait for the solicitors letter!!!

Ian Cook

deeply hurt by these accusations ! and after helping out as well !

Mr.Cookie

oi Cook bloke (er hang on that could be me) er Ian bloke NOOOOOOO!!!! stop being so sensitive you old tart

Sue

Ian...would it help if I offered to come under the coat with you and the pheasant plucker????
a sort of helpful 3 some????

Ian Cook

erm well, er the pheasant plucker can take a running jump if you are coming under here instead

[This message has been edited by Ian Cook (edited 26 August 2001).]

Mr.Cookie

ey up lad you've plucked

Ian Cook

Hmmm Northants !!! just a couple junctions up the M1 too

Sue

My turn to get me coat then!!!!
U sure ur ready for this Ian...Im a VERY demanding muppet!!!

Ian Cook

heheheh im a very giving muppet LOL

Mr.Cookie

It's time to dim the music, it's time to dim the lights.
It's time to get things plucking on the plucking show tonight

Sue

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ian Cook:
<B>Hmmm Northants !!! just a couple junctions up the M1 too [/quote]

where you from then??? and how come you werent dancing attention when I was sending out requests for dinner dates?
Notice ur there with yer boots blacked now coats are involved!!!!

Ian Cook

You seemed to have so many people chasing after you, didnt see much point !

Im near Juntion 9

Sue

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Mr.Cookie:
<B>It's time to dim the music, it's time to dim the lights.
It's time to get things plucking on the plucking show tonight [/quote]

The pheasants roasting nicely
The coats down on the floor
Mr Cookies strumming sonnets
Hark...Ians at the door