red_dog104

If this is a "Scooby in a Lake" jobbie, I don't care, made me laugh!!!

> > 1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.
> > 2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms
> > overhead and wiggling your bottom while yelling
> > WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.
> > 3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick
> > someone's @ss and honestly believe that you could
> > do it too.
> > 4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now
> > look more like LilySavage than the goddess you were
> > just four hours ago.
> > 5. You drop your 3:00 a.m.kebab on the floor (which
> > you're eating even though you're not the least bit
> > hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.
> > 6. You start crying and telling everyone you see
> > that you love them sooooo
> > much.
> > 7. There are less than three hours before you're
> > due to start work.
> > 8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek
> > sitting next to you.
> > 9. The man you're flirting with used to be your
> > biology teacher.
> > 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing,
> > stand on a table and sing or dance becomes
> > strangely overwhelming.
> > 11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open
> > on their own so you
> > decide to keep them half closed and think it looks
> > exotically sexy.
> > 12. you seem to think that its a really good idea
> > to get your mates to push you down the street in a
> > shopping trolley.
> > 13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think)
> > cheated you by giving you
> > just lemonade, but that's just because you can no
> > longer taste the vodka.
> > 14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels
> > strangely like the
> > kitchen floor.
> > 15. You start every conversation with a booming,
> > "DON'T take this theWRONG
> > WAY but..."
> > 16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down
> > when you sit on it.
> > 17. You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling
> > take-down moves.
> > 18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor
> > (wherever you happen to be standing) and take a
> > quick nap.
> > 19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your
> > button fly trousers to cut down on the time you're in
> > the bathroom away from your drink.
> > 20. You take your shoes off because you really
> > believe it's their fault that you're having
> > problems walking straight. You probably laughed at
> > the ones that apply to you.

TurboKitty

Uh, nope, never had any of those symptoms.