mj

Take one manky cat :



1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.

3. Obtain the cat and carry to the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he/she cannot escape).

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as the paws will be reaching out to maliciously lacerate anything they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times (ignore the thudding on the toilet seat and the hissing, this is normal). This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the front or back door and ensure that there is no one between the toilet and the outside door (as this will result in their hospitalisation).

7. Stand as far behind the toilet as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet like an electrocuted maniac, and run outside spitting and screeching, where he/she will sulk until dry.









































Result, one clean but unimpressed cat

ScoobyDoo555

LMAO!!!!!

This is a good way to ge the cat into the toilet





Dan

Rasher

LOL

mj

get back to work.

jhdee

very good - can't stop bl00dy laughing

Leslie

Its the look in that cat's eye at the bottom of your post that gets me mj. ROTFLMAO!

Les

brett555

that cat carrier is the funniest thing i have seen in a long time. ... lol

brett