Luke

Possibly the best chicken joke ever!
> > On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
> > together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog
> >and
> > began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken
> >to go
> > get the farmer for help!
> > Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he
> searched
> >and
> > searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with
> >the
> > only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3
> >series
> > BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of
> >rope,
> > hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
> > Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the
> chicken
> > arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of
> >rope
> > the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear
> bumper
> >of
> > the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the
> >aid of
> > the powerful car, rescued the horse!
> > Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and
> >the
> > farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the
> >two
> > animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.
> > A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
> >began
> > to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
> > The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
> puddle.
> > Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he
> would
> > then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
> horse
> > pulled him up and out, saving his life.
> > The moral of the story?
> > When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.
> >
> >

FASTER MIKE!!

lol

mike

BANKER

LOL:P