beemerboy

before someone gets outta their pram about it.

> >Paddy and Mick worked together and both were laid off, so they went to
> >the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered,
> >"Panty Stitcher." "I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties and
> >thongs."
> >
> >The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled
> >labour, she gave him EUR45 a week unemployment pay.
> >
> >Mick was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel
> >fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick EUR90 a week.
> >
> >When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to
> >find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double his pay. The
> >Clerk explained "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are
> >skilled labour."
> >
> >"What skill?" yelled Paddy. "I sew the elastic on the panties and the
> >thongs. Mick puts them over his head and says: "Yep, diesel fitter."

BB

fast bloke

BB - Only works with an Oirish accent - you xenophobe

xxTriviaSRXX

LOL!

beemerboy

hahahaha FB, my diddly diddly colleague sent it to me, to be sure.

right, i'm off for a guinness!!!

BB