The Zohan

Showing this at 11:30, couple in the nip and the presenter interviewing them - Put me right of my lunch!


Acres of ugly white flesh and no inhibitions - EUGHHHHHHHH!

Any naturists on here?

fast bloke

Went to a naturist beach in Fuerte a couple of years ago - There was talent aplenty (womens volleyball team was nearby.... very fit)
Spent most of the day face down in the sand. Got my *** sunburned (it hadn't seen the light of day for 30 years) Had to stand on the way home on the plane DOH!!

skiddus_markus

LOL@FB.Burrowing holes can lead to internal chafing.

Claudius

There is a nudist beach here in the south of France, but most of them are retired people and families, no good looking young women like I expected to see

I go there sometimes to get tanned everywhere (or almost ) and it's cool to have a gf that hasnt got half brown half white breast (US pornstar style) but it's no pleasure to look at 99% of the people there...

Claudius

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Forgot that in my previous post

Later

Pete Croney

Would that be Sotavento FB?

That's where you want to go Claudius. Fit birds everywhere when I went

Plenty of sun block on the old chap

fast bloke

Between Pozo Negro and Casas Jacomar. Most beaches out there have a naturist bit. Most of the naturists are over 50 and sag a lot :euch:

Pete Croney

The beach I was at is a bit further south, between Jandia and Sotavento. Old German couples and 20 something Scandanavian birds.

Nice place, liked it a lot, excellent windsurfing.

MattW

That's a repeat - watched it a little while ago.

Couple opposite me where I used to live where naturists and swingers. They had 2 sets of friends that fell into either or both categories.

The Zohan

LMAO at FB, top story, Mrs Paul also LHAO as well.

alcazar

iTrader: (2)

I knew a lass went on the naturist beach at Agde. She said she never would again, as every time she lay down, some bloke or other would come and lay near, positioned so he could stare right up her chuff!
Alcazar:
And no, it wasn't me!!!:

Tiggs

i used to ba lifeguard at a local pool- the naturist club hired the place on Wed nights and we had to life guard it!

made the News of the World due to rumours we were forced to strip to do it!

T

4lex L

I once spent a summer frequenting a German nudist beach in Croatia. Only went there because it had free Jet Skiing! It too was full of old German couples, but I'll never forget the time I looked up from the book I was reading and came face to face with a gorgeous trimmed blond *****

The_Lizard

This is reminding me of that Monty Python routine of the man complaining about going to Spain on holiday...


What's the point of being carted around in buses, surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Boventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea, 'Oh, they don't make it properly here, do they, not like at home', stopping at Majorcan bodegas, selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamares and two veg and sitting in cotton sun frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy, raw, swollen, purulent flesh 'cause they 'overdid it on the first day', and being herded into endless Hotel Miramars and Bellvueses and Bontinentals with their international luxury modern roomettes and their Watney's Red Barrel and their swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending to be acrobats and forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging into the queues and, if you're not at your table, spot on seven you miss your bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of International Cuisine, and every Thursday night there's bloody cabaret in the bar featuring some tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some big, fat, bloated tart with her hair Brylcreemed down and a big **** presenting Flamenco for Foreigners, and then some adenoidal typists from Birmingham with diarrhea and flabby white legs and hairy bandy-legged wop waiters called Manuel, and then, once a week, there's an excursion to the local Roman Ruins where you can buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel, and then one night they take you to a local restaurant with local colour and colouring and they show you there and you sit next to a party of people from Rhyl who keeps singing 'Torremolinos, Torremolinos' and complaining about the food, 'Oh, it's so greasy, isn't it?', and then you get cornered by some drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic and Dr. Scholl sandals and Tuesday's 'Daily Express' and he drones on and on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then he throws up all over the Cuba Libres, and sending tinted postcards of places they don't know they haven't visited, 'To all at number 22, weather wonderful, our room is marked with an 'X'. Wish you were here. Food very greasy but we have managed to find this marvellous little place hidden away in the back streets where you can even get Watney's Red Barrel and cheese and onion crisps and the accordionist plays "Maybe It's Because I'm a Londoner"...

spender

Monty Python = quality.
I often find myself thinking of that sketch when I see brits abroad. Torremolinos hah hah hah

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Never tried it but I am paranoid about walking about at home in the nude, even if the house is empty I dont feel comfortable without clothes. I mean it is nice to be nude occcasionally and I dont fancy sun clubs or nude beaches, dont feel the need to see naked Germans (thats what Eurotrash is for)

What are the laws on being nude at home ?, things like answering the phone from the shower or doing the housework !

The_Lizard

I sleep nude, and go about in the house nude when opportunity permits. Gets a bit dodgy when I squat down to greet the ferret.

NotoriousREV

Is this a euphemism?

The_Lizard

No, this really is a ferret we have in the household.

It's like having you own little wildlife film running around the place.

Andy McCord

stayed at costa calma in fuerteventura, first day on the beach & it looked like a german chippolata contest, old dears walking along the waters edge with asses that far down they were wiping out there own footprints why is it they are all carrying spar bags as well with jack sh*t on, all covered in that bronze creosote puiz buin or summit like that,

The_Lizard

drinking bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Greet the Ferret, superb, almost worth getting a Ferret !

The_Lizard

Not sure if this will work, a link to a picture of the ferret. This is located in the Files section of the yahoogroup named addictedtoferrets.

The_Lizard

All right then! That's Wendell, our "domesticated polecat" and ace tipper of wastebaskets.

The Zohan

LMFAO


Quote - Greet the ferret

Is that like any of the following?
Spanking the Monkey
Draining the Lizard
Choking the Chicken
Trimming the Beaver

[Edited by Paul Habgood - 5/9/2003 3:11:11 PM]