PMSL at these guys...
16 May 2003, 03:43 PM
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Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport’s PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.
In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.
After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.
To hear the recordings, double-click on the speaker symbol (it’ll take a few seconds to start), listen and enjoy.
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed = I hate this fvcking job,and I will be fired.
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie = I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody.
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kroest = I need a **** quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynyda Zheet = Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a ****
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted = My colleague just farted, and left the room, the b@stard.
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee = Still, I got my own back and took a **** in his tea.
Sadly I can't upload the WAV files but I will forward them to anybody who wants to hear them
UB
In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.
They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.
After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.
To hear the recordings, double-click on the speaker symbol (it’ll take a few seconds to start), listen and enjoy.
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed = I hate this fvcking job,and I will be fired.
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie = I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody.
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kroest = I need a **** quick, and my legs are crossed
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynyda Zheet = Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a ****
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted = My colleague just farted, and left the room, the b@stard.
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee = Still, I got my own back and took a **** in his tea.
Sadly I can't upload the WAV files but I will forward them to anybody who wants to hear them
UB
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