beemerboy

aplogies in advance it its SIAL material.....

> The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
> announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British
> governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ unemployable scousers.
>
> The decision to h! ire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
> unemployed Liverpool youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less
> than
> 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can
> only
> do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear.
>
> This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by Ferrari
> Management.
> As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an
> advantage over every team.
>
> However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first
> practice session, not only were the Scousers Pit Crew able to change the
> tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
> rebadged
> and sold the vehicle over to the MacLaren Team for four bottles of Stella,
> a
> gram of speed and a quick shifty at Coulthard's bird in the shower.


BB

super_si

I can see the future

I see a lot of water and a car approaching

Call me mystic si

Avi

Take your pick

http://www.sial.com

[Edited by Avi - 6/17/2003 12:28:52 PM]

ChrisB

SIAL??

They have a copy of that hanging in the The Natural History Museum

super_si

Give this guy a medal

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