Recipe for Love ... !
17 June 2003, 03:27 PM
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Sorry mods.... please move to Muppet Forum ... d'oh 
How to make love!!
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
[Edited by SiPie - 6/17/2003 3:28:18 PM]
How to make love!!
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
[Edited by SiPie - 6/17/2003 3:28:18 PM]
17 June 2003, 03:37 PM
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Thought it might be a SIAL but with 27,202 members (last count before an even smarter **** corrects me 
) it's kind of hard to check everything that has been posted ...... and being a friendly kind of chap 
I want to share all my humour with my fellow SNetters
but with 27,202 members (last count before an even smarter **** corrects me ) it's kind of hard to check everything that has been posted ...... and being a friendly kind of chap I want to share all my humour with my fellow SNetters
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