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Old 25 June 2003, 03:39 PM
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so, i pull up at the car park at my place of work having just picked up my new shiny black scooby (with gold wheels and pink badges) and i swear to god two youngish girls start laughing as i exit the car!
a week later, run in, debadged, with silver alloys, take my new girlfriend out for a drive in the peak district, and she is sat looking VERY embarrassed the whole time in the passenger seat...
few weeks later, go round to a female friends house, and her and her mate spend a good 20 minutes ripping the **** out of the size of the spoiler on my pride and joy....
i suppose the question i need to ask is this- why don't i care that i drive a car that women think is ridiculous and that blokes probably look at and think "what a ******" (generalising heavily i know)? i couldn't give a monkeys if i tried quite frankly, i really love my car, and the fact that people might not approve means sweet FA.
is this normal?
Old 25 June 2003, 03:41 PM
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maybe it's just your face?
Old 25 June 2003, 03:46 PM
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Get a wagon- every one assumes you're a parent with responsibilities. A preconception blown away when they try iy on.

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Time to start dishing out the bitch-slaps ***** nilly methinks

Have a word with your g/f, explain to her that you where good enough not to take the pi$$ out of her pig ugly heffer mates and for this to continue you would appreciate it if her swamp-donkey mates left the car alone
Old 25 June 2003, 03:51 PM
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I wouldn't worry about it at all. Most blokes who consider you to be a to$$er because you have a Scooby are jealous because they can't afford one, and if you say "Subaru" to most ladies they reply with "Bless you".

Old 25 June 2003, 03:53 PM
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Some would suggest that if you're ashamed of the size of your "spoiler" then you should get a bigger one (for the car).
Old 25 June 2003, 04:08 PM
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My g/f says she wouldn't be seen dead in a Scoob
Old 25 June 2003, 04:18 PM
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Time to start dishing out the bitch-slaps ***** nilly methinks
Best advice I've heard in a long time! Quality!
Old 25 June 2003, 04:30 PM
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I love my Scoob but a bloke of my acquaintance rips the whatsit out of the spoiler at every opportunity, so it's not just a girl thing.
Old 25 June 2003, 04:31 PM
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You'll forget all about it when you get it to the next country lane with a good tune playing! Feel the G's as you floor it in 2nd, and forget about everyone!
Old 25 June 2003, 04:33 PM
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*snigger*
the point i was making though was this, what is it about subaru ownership that makes you STOP caring what other people think? any woman that couldn't accept my car could get royally stuffed as far as i am concerned.
oh, and she is now, thankfully, a very EX-girlfriend!
gotta admit, was asking for trouble with that topic title, suprised i've not had more abuse.....;-)heh
Old 25 June 2003, 04:50 PM
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MrsREV loves my car, although on night while stopped at traffic lights I noticed the driver of the car behind pointing out my spoiler to his GF and she gave the "little winky" hand gesture. Gutted

Old 25 June 2003, 04:59 PM
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No doubt Ferrari owners get the same thing too. But really, would you care if you had a Ferrari??!!

I can remember a Ferrari pulling into the car park at the place I used to work at. All the old biddy secretaries and some of the other guys were saying how the guy was probably trying to make up for other areas. I just said I thought it was a beautiful car and I'd like to own one. People are VERY jealous.
Old 25 June 2003, 05:06 PM
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Well, I have bought a MX-5 for the summer evenings and I have to say - although its a hairdressers car - the girls LOVE it!! I am an ugly son of a bitch and I get whistled at by the ladies!! They stop and look around it too!!! amazing!

I have a wagon, because - lets face it, you really DO look like a **** with a BIG spoiler and Gold Wheels, don't you?? Its so 90's, its so tacky, its just sooooooooooooooooooooooo - nobby!!

Pete
Old 25 June 2003, 05:07 PM
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just down to jealously, no doubt the flat chested slapper is jealous, and wants bigger *****!
Old 25 June 2003, 05:11 PM
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offer a lift, then get yer lasses m8s, stuff em in the back seat.

Drive it like you stole it.

they will shut it I think
Old 25 June 2003, 05:13 PM
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EVERYONE KNOWS the BIG spoiler does absolutely NOTHING except say you are a little small in the trouser department!!

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Old 25 June 2003, 05:15 PM
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Funny coincidence this

A guy in work today said that my car was "GAY" ??

GAY wtf is gay about it

Oh I know you mean the fact that it has super car performance for less than 30k...... yeah because thats gay ??

[Edited by RB170 - 6/26/2003 11:16:07 AM]
Old 25 June 2003, 05:19 PM
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Its quite sad how the Impreza dream is over, they are doing **** in the Rallies, they brought out an ugly pile of cr4p for 2 years, the world has moved on - no-one likes big spoilers, fat exhausts and noise ...................... cars like these are seen as a plague on society now. Sad days

Wonder who wishes they bought a wagon, now the coolest street car on the block ......... the understated look is where its all at!!

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Old 25 June 2003, 05:20 PM
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LMAO if thats the case then I should be quite popular with the ladies
Old 25 June 2003, 05:28 PM
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I'd floor it at the car park sniggerer's next time, watch the ***** run
Old 25 June 2003, 05:34 PM
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Same here behind the wheel of my Outback, just by looking you'd never know I'm anything more than an errand runner. The police see me and think I'm a stable family man. But then, they haven't seen me on a gravel road yet.
Old 25 June 2003, 05:38 PM
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Pete perhaps when you are in the MX-5 with the top down the wind in your face hides all your wrinkles and the laydeez are mistaking you for a young, sprightly, hunk
Deffo agree with the wagon though
Old 25 June 2003, 05:38 PM
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scoobysugs - at least you acknowledge that not everyone who looks at your car is creaming their pants over it.

most scooby owners have an inability to think that not everyone loves their car



no offense to anyone meant.
Old 25 June 2003, 05:55 PM
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It is a good point, has the Impreza had its day?

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Old 25 June 2003, 06:04 PM
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yes, fine, but does it matter what some small minded tw@ts think about our cars? who really drives a subaru because they think it looks good, the only real reason that we look at our cars and sigh with appreciation is because they drive better than almost everyone elses cars, thus making the vehicle more attractive in our eyes.
its a bit like when you meet someone who is okay to look at, but the more you get to know their personality their looks improve also. its in the eye of the beholder.(beer does this also)
i could be miles out, but i reckon thats what makes subaru owners a generally cool bunch of people, we are not that superficial!
Old 25 June 2003, 06:06 PM
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I think it has - everything comes to an end and the Impreza is on its final spin.

Its just lost the respect it once had, the idea that a farmers car could take on the rally world and win!! It commanded a lot of respect!

Then came the BIG spoilers, the roybacers, the drainpipe exhausts, the whoooooosie dump valves, the tints, the neons Its now got pages of stuff you can buy for one in Max Power!!

The kids have now got them and are tarting them up to look like fairground rides!!!!

Its the end indeed - I really believe the wagon stands alone in being what the original Impreza was ..... quiet, powerful and understated ..... its where the real enthusiast will put their money!!

Let the kids scream around in the saloons getting them nicked and smashed up - the wagon is allready cheaper to insure!!!

Pete
Old 25 June 2003, 06:09 PM
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cant you guys just flame their peroxide hair do's.

LOL can just picture it....

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Old 25 June 2003, 06:13 PM
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Time to start dishing out the bitch-slaps ***** nilly methinks

Have a word with your g/f, explain to her that you where good enough not to take the pi$$ out of her pig ugly heffer mates and for this to continue you would appreciate it if her swamp-donkey mates left the car alone
Paul, LMAO, Thank you

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The top quotes I get from friends about my car

1) I saw a pretty girl driving one of those the other day
2) I saw a pretty boy driving one of those today
3) Never mind in a few years you will be able to afford an Evo
4) I know you spent lots of time from 15-20 playing Gran tourismo and masturbating but why tell the world
5) Gold wheels, bit camp them. (from a male MX5 driver)
6) I thaught you would have grown out of cars like that by now.
7) Whats the matter mate lost your burberry baseball cap ?


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