Terzo 333

Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home got caught short. They
were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business
behind a head stone or something. One of them had nothing to wipe with so
she thought she'd take off her knicks and use them, then throw them away.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn't
want to ruin hers but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a
wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with
that. They then made off for home. The next day one woman's husband phoned
the other husband and said "We'd better keep an eye on our wives you know,
mine came home last night without her knickers" "That's nothing" said the
other "Mine came back with a card stuck between her **** that said 'From all
the lads at the fire station. We'll never forget you'."

scoobysug

LOL!!

Paulo P

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PMSL LOL

PiNkEyE69

If only it was the first time.....