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Old 07 April 2003, 07:54 PM
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Didn't think old gits like you got done for speeding Seriously though Pete, hope you get off it mate, bummer start to the weekend.
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[Edited by Scoob99 - 7/4/2003 7:56:14 PM]
Old 07 April 2003, 08:25 PM
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That didn't work!

Unlucky old boy! Funny as **** though so thanks for that!




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Old 07 April 2003, 08:32 PM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Tell me that I am away clear??? PLEASE!!!!

I am TOO good to get branded with RoyBacers!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Its not happening!!! Its a dream!!!

There was two of them stood there, one woman - HOLDING THE GUN!!! if you please!! - in my day she would have been in the kitchen!! NOT clocking poor old men!!!

It looked like a camera lens mounted on a gun!!! Full Frontal Shot!!

Pete

[Edited by pslewis - 7/4/2003 8:37:16 PM]
Old 07 April 2003, 09:59 PM
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http://www.lawontheweb.co.uk/../../c...eedcameras.htm have a peep here Pete

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Old 07 April 2003, 10:59 PM
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????????????????Eh???????????????????? - directed at TurboNot!!

Is that English or some kind of gibberish drunken nonsense??

If I had my way I would hold a test before allowing the uneducated on this BBS!!!

Indeed I do have a MX-5 ........ I also have a Calibra Turbo ... a Impreza Turbo and an M3 BMW!!!

You daft peasant Turbohot!!

Pete

[Edited by pslewis - 7/4/2003 11:00:57 PM]
Old 07 May 2003, 08:55 AM
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Oh yeah, you'll get loads of respect for that
i agree with you sprint chief , the more you **** plod off the less respect you get !!!!

[Edited by scoobydooooo - 7/5/2003 8:56:21 AM]
Old 07 June 2003, 07:30 PM
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Please don't get me wrong ..... speeding kills people!!

What I object to is the fact that:-

1. Was 60mph now 40mph!! Random??

2. Coppas HIDING in bushes!!

3. NO speed camera signs at all

4. Its ME!!!

I was speeding - about 50 in a 40 ... which WAS 60 not long ago!! So, I MUST be punished!!

Pete

[Edited by pslewis - 7/6/2003 7:32:14 PM]
Old 04 July 2003, 07:47 PM
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Driving along a country road, just been made a 40mph limit, when a car coming towards me flashes his lights and waves ......... I am too busy trying to work out who it was that I fail to see the 2 prize ***** coppas hiding in the bushes!!!!

Now, they are pointing something at me - looks like a radar gun but appears to have a camera on it?? It was hand-held, is there such a device??

I reckon I was doing 50mph - but when I realised what was happening I slammed my brakes on and dropped FAST to 30mph .... will I have been too late??

Why do they have to hide in the bushes??

Why do they have a smug look on their faces when you drive past??

Why are they at a non dangerous section of raod thats had no accidenta as far as I am aware??

Why did I want to stop, get out the car and shove their toy right up their 4rses??

Why aren't they out in the bushes when kids get abducted??

PI55ED OFF!!!

£60 and 3 points here I come!!

And the final straw???????????????? I was in the MX-5!!!

Pete
Old 04 July 2003, 07:51 PM
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i thought the new laws were,that they're meant 2 b visible 2 drivers?????
Old 04 July 2003, 07:52 PM
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Gatso's maybe ........... what about coppas??

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Old 04 July 2003, 07:53 PM
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They were hiding near me too... less than 200 yards from a drop from national limit to 50 !

I'm sure I read somewhere that the police "frown upon speed enforcement camera equipment being used with 400 yards of a decrease of speedlimit" as the conviction can be argued against by a claim that it was measured whilst still in the faster limit area.

Interesting to find out if thats true or an urban myth..
Old 04 July 2003, 07:54 PM
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Not suprised in the MX-5.....


it's a much faster car than a standard Scoob.....

Just kidding Pete!

You'd be suprised though - usually if you're done, there's a 2nd unit just up the road who pulls you to one side and sez "yur nikked sonny.....oo'er, I mean, um, old boy "

Besides, just claim that your cataracts were the reason why you thought you were doing the right speed limit....

best of luck though - it's now a waiting game

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Old 04 July 2003, 08:05 PM
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Its only money..
Old 04 July 2003, 08:10 PM
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Sounds like hand-held laser (Pig-Eye?) will have taken a nice piccy of your gold wheels and more importantly your italic font, undersized numberplate. You may deny it, but I know you have these fitted really

Old 04 July 2003, 08:12 PM
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Hmmmmmm... No offence Pete, but I found this interesting

[Remember this thread?

Here are some quotes from Pete himself

Speeding is BAD driving
Its the sole realm of those who cannot drive properly
Have you not heard of increased stopping distances???
no wonder you lot get fine and banned!!
I agree that ***** speed
I agree that you shouldnt whinge and whine and moan when you get caught!!

getting caught happens to the best of us eh Pete
Old 04 July 2003, 08:20 PM
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Yes, I DO know what I said!!!

BUT I DON'T DESERVE TO BE FINED!!!

I am a good driver with a faultless 55 year record!! Surely that should be taken into account??!!

I mean, it was a straight, flat, country road in daylight!!! Don't they realise this injustice dicks people RIGHT OFF!!!

While scum like that Gypsy gets US to pay for his legal costs to take Tony Martin to the cleaners!!!

WTF is going on .... will someone please tell me!!!!

No bollocks about New Labour and cr4p like that - its much more than just that!! Its a complete breakdown in society values!! Isn't it???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh - sorry needed to scream ................... £60 is a years supply of viagra!!

Pete
Old 04 July 2003, 08:21 PM
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£60 a pill is it?
Old 04 July 2003, 08:23 PM
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LMAO @ Dracoro!!!!

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Old 04 July 2003, 08:25 PM
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if they didn't stop you how can you get done ? , what the point of them being together ? i thought one would be further up the road to stop speeding cars ,can you get done like this ?? i hope not,
Old 04 July 2003, 08:26 PM
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Sorry Pete, but if this was ANYBODY else, you'd be saying "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime"

You've potentially broken the law, irrespective of your impresiive driving record (I've had points BTW ), so "Tough"

Take it like a man - get yer cheque book out!!!

Dan
Old 04 July 2003, 08:36 PM
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Maybe they werent coppers after all

Just a frisky young couple sorting out a few shots for the readers wives section.


Old 04 July 2003, 08:46 PM
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your away clear!

your too good to be branded a boy racer!

and dont worry, its was only a dream.
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Ur driving record won't come into it, at the end of the day YOU were speeding, no if no buts.
3 points and £60 fine won't hurt u that much surely, unless u already have points on there from before ??????
Old 04 July 2003, 08:54 PM
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observation. If u cannot spot a cop or a limit you are not driving aware.
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Old 04 July 2003, 09:04 PM
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PSLewis- Old boy you've made my weekend.

As much as I can't stand the underhand way they work I've got to smile at the irony of it.

You preached till your nose hair curled in the other thread about speeding, then look.

Time to practise what you preach me thinks.

Send me your account number and I'll donate a couple of quid and maybe others will too. The points however are yours.
Old 04 July 2003, 09:14 PM
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If the two people who you saw were police man then who can expect a fixed penalty in the post in about 3 weeks time. The latest device to record a vehicles speed is a lasar gun. This records your speed,takes a photo of your vehicle and prints two prints from a printer in the back of the police van. No need to stop you up the road.
Either purchase a lasar jammer or visit www.pepipoo.com for some advice on how to get off!
Good luck Mr Lewis
Old 04 July 2003, 09:15 PM
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So you *might* have been done for speeding, so what ? Happens to thousands of people every day

Anyway, they will see that you are an old duffer in an MX-5 and have to go and check the calibration as you couldn't possibily have been speeding.

(All in jest, hope you are lucky and get away with it)

Cheers

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Old 04 July 2003, 10:10 PM
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Whats Ironic is that I was only speeding because I was temporarily distracted by a motorist waving at me and flashing his lights - of course he was trying to warn me of the trap!!!

No camera signs as far as I am aware in the area - I THINK there should BE??!!

Pete
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LOL , temporarily distracted
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This device is the new "pro-laser" speed detection device it's technology is a spin off from the device used to dock the space shuttle. It is highly accurate and can catch you at a distance of more than 1 kilometre!

It need only be fixed on your vehicle for a min of 3/10 of a second so its even easier to get caught!

Be very careful out there.

Glim.


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