Badger Stuffer

Read the story below from the paper today. I have made the quote that had me pi55ing myself bold.

So they will be looking for 50% of America then.

Girl flees the US sniper

A GIRL of 16 has narrowly escaped being the fourth victim of a sniper killer stalking America.
The teenager called police saying someone had fired at her as she walked into a convenience store on Wednesday night.

A sheriff spotted a speeding pick-up truck but lost it after a chase.

Three people have been shot dead in the past 12 nights near petrol stations around Charleston, West Virginia.

Cops are hunting a fat man in a dark truck.

They believe the killings may drug-related. But Larry Patton, dad of victim Jeanie Patton, 31, insisted: “I’ve never seen her dope up in my life.”