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Old 24 August 2003, 08:26 AM
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At 36 years of age, should I still find the "Macc Lads" an amusing musical diversion ?

Beer and sex and chips and gravy ?

You've got F get some Ale inside thee.!

Well she wore big knickers and she worked on sewage farm.


Absolute Genius !!!!!!
Old 24 August 2003, 08:30 AM
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Sweaty Betty.

They were terrible
Old 24 August 2003, 08:42 AM
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yes u should find them funny they r tops
Old 24 August 2003, 08:42 AM
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We're going down Blackpool
All Right
We're going down Blackpool.
For a Fight
We're going down Blackpool
All right - to see the lights

repeat at will
Old 24 August 2003, 08:46 AM
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jods

thought i was the only 1 m8 35 next week
Old 24 August 2003, 08:54 AM
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Yep put your hand down her jeans and you nearly lost arf me arm classic
Played it constantly in my old mk2 escort bring em back.
Old 24 August 2003, 09:21 AM
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Saw them at Exeter years ago, was a sight and a half
Must dig out the tapes from the loft, did they ever make it to CD?
Old 24 August 2003, 09:40 AM
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Being from Macclesfield I would have to agree you can't beat ..Doesn't one of em go around as Mr Methane now farting at will ?
Old 24 August 2003, 02:07 PM
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i live in macc
Old 24 August 2003, 04:36 PM
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"..you are what you drink and I'm a bitter man..."
Old 24 August 2003, 04:39 PM
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have loads of original tapes and 95 mp3s

[Edited by jjones - 8/24/2003 4:40:55 PM]
Old 24 August 2003, 05:38 PM
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'Beer, Sex, Chips & Gravy' is the strap line on my registration plate.....
Old 24 August 2003, 07:15 PM
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"rattle me tatties on her dirtbox"..... nout wrong with that?
Old 24 August 2003, 07:51 PM
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If you like the Macc Lads, check out McLean and McLean; two Canadian brothers. Anyone remember OTT on ITV in the early '80s? McL & McL appeared once and did the only song from their recent album , "Taking the "O" out of Country", that they would get away with on UK TV. The song was "Dolly Parton's T1t$". The album starts with that track on side 1 and finishes with the memorable "F*ck Ya" at the end of side 2. "Long Distance Daddy" is probably the saddest song ever put on vinyl....

Doug
Old 24 August 2003, 08:10 PM
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The Lyrics for "now he's a puff" are really funny, swetty betty quite funny too. I don't listen to em any more used to when I was a boy though for a laugh!
Old 24 August 2003, 10:01 PM
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"Spread yer legs and get yer knickers daan".

Oh yes the boys taught me all me chat up lines.

By the way I'm 34 next week and still a virgin - looking for a girl friend!

Nigeyboy
Old 25 August 2003, 10:56 AM
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Classic stuff - have even been upgrading my Macc Lads albums to MP3 - amazing how many people on Kazaa have them!

*** off, ****stick, that one's mine!
Old 25 August 2003, 11:29 AM
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A lad I know wrote 'No Sheep til Buxton' which I think is a play on the Beastie Boys, 'No Sleep Til Brooklyn' Genius.

I have a couple of MP3's if anybody is interested, mail me (address in profile)
Old 25 August 2003, 12:19 PM
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"He'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies, you wouldn't believe that fat *******'s size
His massive gut is forty foot, it goes dark when he walks in the pub
His buttocks part, you'll smell his farts, he's so fat, he can't wipe his own ****
So now you've heard about the ugly turd, he's a virgin and he's never had a bird"


Another Macclesfield lad here.
Old 25 August 2003, 12:20 PM
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Which song starts with

F*ck, C*nt, W*nk, Sh*t,F*ck, C*nt, W*nk, Sh*t ?
Old 25 August 2003, 08:18 PM
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What's funny is that I use to practice at a studio which they frequented (not in a band anymore ). They are all very well spoken, privately educated, nice blokes! When off stage!


Old 25 August 2003, 08:55 PM
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Lead singer is actually called Tarquin !
Old 26 August 2003, 12:56 AM
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Superb stuff - got into them years ago at college, had a listen again recently - well funny
Old 26 August 2003, 09:29 AM
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They have a website you know, with exceedingly amusing anecdotes on the origins of the songs.

Check it out, it's a work of genius
Old 26 August 2003, 09:34 AM
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I saw them on tour at Preston Guild Hall- they were worse than their support act "Eddie Sh1te" if that was possible. They taunted the crowd for being a "bunch of sheep shagg1ng queers" and sparked off a fight between some of the stupider audience members and their meathead security team.
Total crap and of course a top night out.
Old 26 August 2003, 10:24 AM
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f*** c***, f*** c*** **** s***

is of course the intro to Barrels Round, think it was a live version, which we have some lyrics for on t'other page


these lyrics also appear in another song:

f*** c*** **** s*** mines a pint of bitter
f*** c*** **** s*** mines a pint of bass
f*** c*** **** s*** mines a pint of guiness
and another pint of guiness if it's in a dirty glass...


canna remember the name tho

[Edited by jjones - 8/26/2003 10:25:54 AM]
Old 26 August 2003, 12:00 PM
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J4cko -- have to correct you on that, Muttley's real name is Tristan
Old 01 September 2003, 09:02 PM
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Get Weaving .

Must dig out my old Peter and the Test Tube Babies albums
Old 01 September 2003, 09:14 PM
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Treat your women like toilets
They're happy when you're abusing them
But toilets don't follow you round when you've finished using them Beer and sex and chips and gravy!

Old 01 September 2003, 09:15 PM
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brings back some memories! All my Macc Lads stuff is on vinyl and tape, time to check out the mp3's methinks!

If anyone has any pointers to some please let me know.

regards,

Greg


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