kebabs taste better when drunk
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26 August 2003, 01:03 PM
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This thread is just like the x vs y car debates by folk who have never driven either. Some of you don't know what you're talking about.
Those of you who have never had one can not comment. Those who were p*ssed at the time are not much better qualified. Didn't you know that more than your driving skills are impaired by alcohol?
Some Kebabs are s*** its true. But just the same as any restaurant some are good and some are bad.
If you are stupid enough to buy food from a man who looks like he hasn't bathed in a month from a van dripping with congealed grease then the concept of good restaraurant vs bad restaurant is probably beyond your comprehension
Good kebabs should only be consumed whilst sober. That way you're less likely to drop them.
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Those of you who have never had one can not comment. Those who were p*ssed at the time are not much better qualified. Didn't you know that more than your driving skills are impaired by alcohol?
Some Kebabs are s*** its true. But just the same as any restaurant some are good and some are bad.
If you are stupid enough to buy food from a man who looks like he hasn't bathed in a month from a van dripping with congealed grease then the concept of good restaraurant vs bad restaurant is probably beyond your comprehension
Good kebabs should only be consumed whilst sober. That way you're less likely to drop them.
Cheers
Dr Nick
Founder member of the Sober Kebab Eaters Society formerly the Kebab Konsumption Komittee - acronym changed for political reasons
26 August 2003, 01:09 PM
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A kebab is great after a night out on the sauce but of late I've been getting into garage sanny's. The other night I got an egg and bacon sanny and a tuna and sweetcorn sanny and they were way more healthy and refreshing to eat than a pizza/kebab and even with garage prices were cheaper to boot
+ you're p1ssed so you can buy topshelf mags without caring
+ you're p1ssed so you can buy topshelf mags without caring
26 August 2003, 02:10 PM
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I only used to eat them when p1ssed, but there is kebab shop in Dublin called Ishkanders(!?!) which does a proper lamb (and I mean chunks of lamb not this processed spam stuff) ones. I have never seen another one come even close for taste/quality etc.
26 August 2003, 02:39 PM
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Chicken Bursa can be eaten when sober !
The eater not the kebab sober obviously, or possibly not so obviously, but I hope I have made it clear.
The eater not the kebab sober obviously, or possibly not so obviously, but I hope I have made it clear.
26 August 2003, 04:16 PM
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No Yoza, you misunderstand, you don't drink the kebab, though you could liquidise it ! You get the kebab drunk, take it out, get a few shots inside it wait until it is a bit unsteady on its pitta, then whenit least expects it, throw it on your shirt
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