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Old 09 January 2003, 04:09 PM
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Women are not into cars the same way men are. There are anomalies to all explanations...but we do see overwhelming trends!

E.g. Although most women are straight, there are some who are lesbian.

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Old 09 January 2003, 05:23 PM
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wouldnt have thought so, I got a scooby because I like the look of them, and after driving them love the "rush" it gives you - nothing more, nothing less!
I modified mine 'cos i wanted it to go faster, and hence, give me more of a rush, nothing more, nothing less. Whether or not there is some mental reason why i did all this, I just dont really care, truth is, i am driving a car I have always wanted to drive, and I never have to give it back NEVER!!!
Edited to say I have a STi5 with gold wheels, is akshay really freud???

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Old 01 September 2003, 03:01 PM
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...Why are us blokes so into cars? What is the evolutionary reason?

To hazard a guess, does the primate in us see this as a 'vehicle' to hunt our pray. We make mods that increase performance by 15bhp - in practical terms it means nothing, yet it's highly satifying. What is going on in the brain?
Old 01 September 2003, 03:36 PM
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no no no, its to do with mating! Everyone knows (its a scientific fact) that faster car = bigger pen!s - so we get a fast car, and mod it to make women think we are not so "insignificant"!
Old 01 September 2003, 03:58 PM
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You maybe close to another explantion. Faster cars which stands out in the crowd is a show of higher status (or just attention in the case of Imprezas, Novas etc), which is a method used by males use to attract females (equally, females are attracted to males of higher status because they are perceived as better suppliers to their offspring)...
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And how'dya explain women that are into cars then?

This has to be the most ridiculous comment I've heard indays.
Old 01 September 2003, 04:01 PM
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And for the record, my car has had absolutely no effect on the size of my *****. Should I see a doctor?
Old 01 September 2003, 04:33 PM
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perhaps sub-conciously you wish you had a pen!s and therefore by modifiying your car you are making it grow I think i will have to upgrade my car to 1000BHP to have a length of any use!
Old 01 September 2003, 04:42 PM
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LOL - ***** Envy - Freudian Psychology! Well that explains that one!!

Old 01 September 2003, 04:46 PM
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perhaps sub-conciously you wish you had a pen!s and therefore by modifiying your car you are making it grow
Sorry, to kill your theory, but I have a fast(ish), unmodified car. Next ridiculous explanation please?


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high performance car = adrenaline thrill rush. plus status & the peacock factor (by which i mean the flightless bird rather than a small wiener - though i s'pose it could be both given the right circumstances ;-)).

same reason some people do extreme sports. adrenaline, status, attraction.

desmond 'combover' morris is a pretty interesting read on this topic ...
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errrm perhaps for women it is a sign of what sort of pen!s you like?
or alternatively could just be a good choice of cars?
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errrm perhaps for women it is a sign of what sort of pen!s you like?
So why is it that Subarus tend to be strongly associated with lesbians in the US then?!

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because other lesbians will think they have a big prosthetic pen!s
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The car you drive doesn't count for $hit when it comes to impressing women, does it?
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Big spoilers and gold wheels certainly contribute to the peacock factor! Which reminds me, I need to order an STi V spoiler!
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