Poor Guy

ok. Theres this lass, who's pretty fit, and, for some unknown reason she has replied to my text messages, you hear that SHE REPLIED! so either shes not right in the head or she may be interested.
so, how would one pull this girl? im going out round tomorrow night and shes gunna be there so how do i pull, guys? My things gunna be to show up in my freshly washed waxed and polished automobile.


what else should i do guys?

help me
oh and ps i have the ugly thing going off so that doesnt help either!

[Edited by Poor Guy - 9/1/2003 9:30:49 PM]

RON

The car thing will never work, it just shows them how sad you (and I) are!!

edited cos I can't even spell car!!!

[Edited by RON - 9/1/2003 9:39:24 PM]

ChrisB

Class post Jacko

[Edited by ChrisB - 9/1/2003 10:27:20 PM]

Freak

aha the 10 to 2 sharks

I often have a laff watching them from the console circling the dance floor and trying it on at 10 to 2...... not unknown for me to give them a bit of abuse on the mic either.....



[Edited by Freak - 9/2/2003 3:05:56 PM]

Poor Guy

13.72secs - were you Barry White's apprentice or somethink?

Ill give myself 8 seconds.

[Edited by Poor Guy - 9/2/2003 5:31:59 PM]

MrsP1Fanatic

Just be yourself!

Poor Guy

ps, she loves cars.

ProperCharlie

there are problems here, poor guy.

one is that you are poor, and the other one is... well we won't go into that now.

you need to think radically. is this chick class or is she a ****? if she is class then probably best to just forget it. If she is a **** then maybe you could get something going... I suggest you show up with a crate full of watermelon bacardi breezers and a club hammer. the breezers should help to break the ice. if they don't work... you've always got the hammer in reserve.

sorry about that

in all seriousness, if you like her, just be yourself. try not to be too nervous and try hnot to take things too seriously. as my old man used to say - just play it by ear.

Charlie

Freak

I always wash and polish the car before a date
just helps with the overall impression.

My best mates brother was 6 yrs older than me and gave me some very wise words when i was 13-
'get them laughing and you are in their pants'........

Or the American pie quote:
'All you have to do is ask questions and listen to what they have to say'........

both work.

Poor Guy

I can do the 'make them laugh routine' - didnt really help



ps, shes a classy ****

so i need some "in the middle" advice now too.

super_si

Where in Yorkshire are you off out of curiousity?

Si

Poor Guy

Doncaster - and shall be trying my luck @ 10pm in Karisma if you want a free show.

im not that poor, have £40 reddies for tomorrow night.

oh, and last week i realised you can get a hard-on in middle of the dance floor (due to some rather, ehem, close dancing (thankyou Electric Six)) and no one notices!

midget1500

PMSL

chaos.

Tryin to lose yer cherry eh? lower yer standards pal

Poor Guy

damn feckin straight!

Im trying to keep my standards and still get laid

its a slow process, but i think ive got one interested now!

Poor Guy

hell, i almost got laid on the dance floor. shes very ................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............... ... "physical" shall we say

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

"im not that poor, have £40 reddies for tomorrow night"

Please dont offer her that.

Anyway, post a picture of her and yourself and we will judge whether she is out of your league, I learnt from a mate of mine, just go up to girls get chatting, if you are unwelcome they make it clear, if you are still there after 5 mins and they arent staring past you, your in. Even used to try really good looking ones and managed (against all the odds) to get a result, not neccesarily a **** but that wasnt always my objective, snog and a grope was usually enough, a phone number was a result.

Women are just as shy, nervous and insecure as you, f*ck it go for it, dont get old wondering what might have been, just cast the net wide and dont focus too much on one bird, Carpet Bomb a club and talking a bit posh always worked for me, especially with women who wernt posh.

Poor Guy

im not going to offer her the money u twonk.


to buy her drinks!
and me too.

keep the ideas comin'!

Hanslow

Now I hope that wasn't Gay Bar you were dancing too, or have we all got the wrong end of the stick (so to speak)

akshay67

Females subconciously assess a man's sexual prowess from the way they drive.

Take her a for a spin and show her a bit of G-force.

Goodluck.

Madjay

40quid flip 40 quid would barely get me out and about without buying women drinks too. Buy her a few shots of Absenith and she'll be ur's, well unconscience and its fair play

Boro

iTrader: (1)

First rule.... let them know your a virgin

Second rule... let them know you think you might be gay

Women cant resist a challenge!

CC

good post jacko may try some of them meself lol!!!

i usually only pull in a club, as in getting jiggy with it, after lots of beers which gives me the bottle to approach women in that way...but i can barely remember what they look like (unless i wake up next to them lol) so if i have a phone number i'm unsure as to what to do!!

if i ask my m8s what they looked like they always say fat and minging to wind me up as they know i cant remember details lol....or may be they were fat and minging ????

TurboKitty

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!

*falls over laughing*

DRUNKNORGY

If she's impressed by the car, she's a bit shallow. Try and be a bit cool and let her come to you (but not too much) and you don't have to go for the kill on the 1st date either. Nightclubs aren't the best place to get to know someone, too much noise and distraction. As the others said, ask the questions and listen for the answers, If she's not that keen, she'll clam up.

TurboKitty

The best advice so far is to be yourself. If she doesn't like you for who you are, it's not going to go anywhere.

She'll probably be just as nervous as you are, so forget about it. Talk to her, be interested in what she says and relax. Forget you're on a date, forget where you want it to go and see what happens.

Hope it works out for you.

skoosh

Simple matey, get yourself in a band. I've been drumming for 17 years in bands ( started when I was 15 before I get all the old jokes !!), doesn't matter what you look like then espacially when you're covered in sweat apparently. BTW that new LYNX advert is bollox too, mens sweat DOESN'T attract other men.....it attracts pissed up old groupies........who wanna lick it off !!!

Woman are always interested in band members, especially lead singers. I've no idea why blokes put good looking girls on pedestals, they're so easily knocked off them with the first fart!

If you like her and she's replied to a text, tell her for f--ks sake and stop wasting "VST".

No I'm not a sexist, just in case any ladies read this, I've just had the pleasure of alot of loose company. Married now, happily, still drumming though, baby #2 due 20.12.03.

Good luck mate and be safe if she's a classy ****, at least if she's classy she'll bring the rubbers!

Skoosh.

p.s:The gay virgin thing will never work!

TurboKitty

LMAO Skoosh, quality reply, especially the fart bit!

LG John

ROTFLMAO @ some of these posts

The car is no use to you unless its a Ferrari, Audi TT or an MX-5! If its a Scooby you might as well wear a T-Shirt that says 'I want you and your mother at the same time..........bitch'

TurboKitty

Saxo Boy, do you think one of those T-shirts might work for me?