Adverts that REALLY piss you off...
22 October 2003, 02:07 PM
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C'mon then! What adverts make you want to hurl a brick through the telly?
For me its a throw up between two.
That Bonus Cash Builder Plus "Infomercial" With Carol Fookin Smiley. You know the one where there in front of a studio audience and everybody is telling you to join now and get a free gift.
But the absolute worst is Ocean Finance. God it pisses me off. Something chronic.
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For me its a throw up between two.
That Bonus Cash Builder Plus "Infomercial" With Carol Fookin Smiley. You know the one where there in front of a studio audience and everybody is telling you to join now and get a free gift.
But the absolute worst is Ocean Finance. God it pisses me off. Something chronic.
astraboy.
22 October 2003, 02:24 PM
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Adverts for Alliance & Leicester loans - the bloke can't keep his head still.
Clairol Herbal Essences - "I've got the Urge" - Can't get the f***ing lyrics out of my head for a day when I've seen it.
Clairol Herbal Essences - "I've got the Urge" - Can't get the f***ing lyrics out of my head for a day when I've seen it.
22 October 2003, 02:27 PM
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All of them, especilly the way the volume goes up massively. grrrrrrrrr.
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22 October 2003, 02:30 PM
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Anything with Carol Vorderman or that silly cow off Changing Rooms in it.
The 'Shake & Vac' one (old, I know but it still counts) was premier league for buttock-clenching content.
Cheers
Kav
The 'Shake & Vac' one (old, I know but it still counts) was premier league for buttock-clenching content.
Cheers
Kav
22 October 2003, 02:40 PM
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That "do you speak Micra" one 
They are trying to pretend that a Nissan Micra is some kind of sophisticated fashion statement, when we all know that they are driven at 15mph everywhere by pensioners. Pi$$es me right off.
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oh, and "Va Va Voom" WTF is that supposed to be about.
They are trying to pretend that a Nissan Micra is some kind of sophisticated fashion statement, when we all know that they are driven at 15mph everywhere by pensioners. Pi$$es me right off.
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oh, and "Va Va Voom" WTF is that supposed to be about.
22 October 2003, 02:44 PM
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KFC - Soul food? **** off more like porker food!
Yes Car Credit - **** off you annoying blonde bint
Ocean Finance - **** off, there are enough ugly people on the high street without them being paraded in front of me in the comfort of my own home!
Alliance and Leicester - Don't you wish one of those fecking great big cardboard placards would fall down and embed itself in the smug tw@'s head?
Lombard Direct - P1ss off blue phone or I'll stick your reciever where the sun don't shine!
More Than - Thats lucky, I just sold your ugly dog to the local halal butcher!
BT - Every last bloody one of them, from Buzby through to whoever does that damned annoying voice over on the current one should all be lined up and shot!
Harrods Sale - Artistic Bolox!
McDonalds - Things that make you go MmmmmmmmmmBlllleeerrrghuuuu FFS.
Ocean Finance - (Again) - Kill them all!!!!!
Yes Car Credit - **** off you annoying blonde bint
Ocean Finance - **** off, there are enough ugly people on the high street without them being paraded in front of me in the comfort of my own home!
Alliance and Leicester - Don't you wish one of those fecking great big cardboard placards would fall down and embed itself in the smug tw@'s head?
Lombard Direct - P1ss off blue phone or I'll stick your reciever where the sun don't shine!
More Than - Thats lucky, I just sold your ugly dog to the local halal butcher!
BT - Every last bloody one of them, from Buzby through to whoever does that damned annoying voice over on the current one should all be lined up and shot!
Harrods Sale - Artistic Bolox!
McDonalds - Things that make you go MmmmmmmmmmBlllleeerrrghuuuu FFS.
Ocean Finance - (Again) - Kill them all!!!!!
22 October 2003, 02:48 PM
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TOP THREAD. I LOVE MOANING
spot on with that aromatic spices ****. the director should have stepped in and knocked that bird into next week for that line.
the boddingtons ad where the bird pretends to drink a pint has me and the missus reaching for the remote to turn it over....it's f*ckin' sick, cringeworthy sh!te. absolutely put me off boddies FOREVER and i mean that.
that disneyland **** where the whole f*ckin family can't sleep cos their 'too excited'.......f*ck off too excited.
thanks for the opportunity to get that off my chest
spot on with that aromatic spices ****. the director should have stepped in and knocked that bird into next week for that line.
the boddingtons ad where the bird pretends to drink a pint has me and the missus reaching for the remote to turn it over....it's f*ckin' sick, cringeworthy sh!te. absolutely put me off boddies FOREVER and i mean that.
that disneyland **** where the whole f*ckin family can't sleep cos their 'too excited'.......f*ck off too excited.
thanks for the opportunity to get that off my chest
22 October 2003, 02:53 PM
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Some more, after dredging the "quarantined" section of my memory.
Kinder bar advert "You know you want me..."
Ford Fiesta - you haven't got a life if you don't drive one of these, apparently.
All hair-care adverts, "Because I'm worth it", "Maybellend" blah blah blah.
Guinness ones - artistic yes... but why are they always filmed outside of Ireland, as everyone knows, it doesn't travel too well.
Kinder bar advert "You know you want me..."
Ford Fiesta - you haven't got a life if you don't drive one of these, apparently.
All hair-care adverts, "Because I'm worth it", "Maybellend" blah blah blah.
Guinness ones - artistic yes... but why are they always filmed outside of Ireland, as everyone knows, it doesn't travel too well.
22 October 2003, 03:02 PM
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OHHHH bodyform, bodyform for you...quality tune, they should release that
Other than that, tampon ads **** me right off, I don't want to know what you crazy women folk ram up yourselves
Other than that, tampon ads **** me right off, I don't want to know what you crazy women folk ram up yourselves
22 October 2003, 03:08 PM
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Cheltemham & Gloucester ads with that little **** swimming around and underwater house and pinching pearls off divers.
If he ever tries it to me he'd better make sure he's wearing harpoon proof swimshorts.
If he ever tries it to me he'd better make sure he's wearing harpoon proof swimshorts.
22 October 2003, 03:16 PM
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"YOU BUY ONE, YOU GET ONE FREE, I SAID YOU BUY ONE AND YOU GET ONE FREE".
What kind of an idiot buy's SafeStyle. Shoot the loud mouth ****.
[Edited by Defiant STI - 10/22/2003 3:16:47 PM]
What kind of an idiot buy's SafeStyle. Shoot the loud mouth ****.
[Edited by Defiant STI - 10/22/2003 3:16:47 PM]
22 October 2003, 03:42 PM
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Can't argue with Mr Croney - Elephant - cheap adverts, expensive insurance!
tap dancing indeed...
Safestyle - shows how far Cannon & Ball have slumped... Christ Ben Affleck will be doing L'Oreal ads next!
[Edited by messiah - 10/22/2003 3:44:09 PM]
tap dancing indeed...
Safestyle - shows how far Cannon & Ball have slumped... Christ Ben Affleck will be doing L'Oreal ads next!
[Edited by messiah - 10/22/2003 3:44:09 PM]
22 October 2003, 03:43 PM
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E-Sure with Michael Winner - "Hello mum, I'm on the telly". I'd love to wipe that smug grin off both their faces !!!!! Gits !
And not forgetting "Changes in your body, around the the time of your period........" Aaaaarrrrggghhhhh, I don't want to know !
Tony
And not forgetting "Changes in your body, around the the time of your period........" Aaaaarrrrggghhhhh, I don't want to know !
Tony
