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Old 24 October 2003, 07:07 AM
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Something to pass the time on Friday...I'll start with:

Alan Davies

might have been funny wonth but pitheth me right off.
Old 24 October 2003, 07:16 AM
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The whole "celebrity" thing!
Old 24 October 2003, 08:08 AM
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Linda chuffing Barker!!! GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Old 24 October 2003, 08:12 AM
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Clare Sweeney or Carol Vorderman - AAARRGGHH!!
Old 24 October 2003, 08:21 AM
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Any presenter on a 'TV outakes'/you've been framed style show
Old 24 October 2003, 08:28 AM
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Dennis Norden - for It Couldnt Happen #1589!!!
Old 24 October 2003, 08:29 AM
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Anthea Turner and Grant Bovey (not that I think hes a celebrity but hes just as fecking annoying as his biatch of a wife!)
Old 24 October 2003, 09:12 AM
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Dale Winton, Duncan Norvelle, Les Dennis, Bradley Walsh, that fat little **** that does the squeeky voice, Robbie Williams, Busted, Blue (they live in my telly you know!), that cocky know it all self rightious desperately unfunny Scottish g!t on R:I:S:E, Trisha, Des O'Connor, Girls Aloud, anyone who talks instead of sings appauling primary school standard lyrics with lots of ".....sions" and is allowed to call people ****** without being called a racist, Mylene Klass (but only because I've got an ice cubes chance in hell), Neil Morrissey, Jimmy Tarbuck and his fat gobby daughter, Lisa Riley, Vicky Broadbeam Harvester, Ginny (can't drive for toffee and don't have a clue what a car really is) Buckley (cute though), Mariah Carey, J-Lo, Ben Af......... zzzz,zzzzz,zzzzz, oops, nodded off, anyone from Changing Rooms (except Anna Randy-Rip'emoff), all football players, all football players wives, Mark & Lard and Richard Whitely.
Old 24 October 2003, 09:17 AM
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I wouldnt mind chuffing Linda Barker - as long as she kept her mouth shut, erm I mean as long as she didnt say anyhting with that annoying whining voice of hers
Old 24 October 2003, 09:35 AM
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Cilla Black. Ginger Bitch.
Old 24 October 2003, 09:36 AM
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pslewis.

Chip.
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Those 2 dumb bints on TV who tell people how to dress while looking like a couple of hogs with as much dress sense as Michael Jackson's monkey friend.
Old 24 October 2003, 09:38 AM
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Richard and Judy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'specially Richard-arrogant tw@t.
Old 24 October 2003, 09:42 AM
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Vanessa Feltz - sanctimonious bitch!!!!
Old 24 October 2003, 09:44 AM
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The Chuckle Brothers [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

<Pray I never see you on the street Chuckle Fcukwits>
Old 24 October 2003, 09:46 AM
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Jesus and his dad ,god.
Old 24 October 2003, 09:51 AM
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Anthea Turner
Old 24 October 2003, 09:52 AM
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LOL at Coarradoboy!!

Old 24 October 2003, 10:14 AM
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Another vote for Anthea Turner here too.
Old 24 October 2003, 10:20 AM
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That Lawrence Lowellen Bowen ****, Helen Hunt, all those gobby b1thches from sex n the city (especially the real slapper one), Kate Bush.

They'll do for starters...anyone got a spare flamethrower and some petrol?

Col
Old 24 October 2003, 10:25 AM
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Washed up Jeremy Beadle
Old 24 October 2003, 10:59 AM
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Paul Ross - would like to be as witty as his brother, but simply isn't, and seems to appear on game shows dreamt up by a student of the Dime Bar University.

Michael Barrymore - thankfully now shamed into not having a TV career anymore. Shame people didn't point out before that he was about as funny as a dose of haemorroids.

Simon Cowell - "Look at me, I've made a fortune from finding morons to last a couple of weeks at the top of the charts, then vanish without a trace", probably to appear as a star guest of a Paul Ross game show. Respect to his money making genius, but if he loves the music industry, he ought to put something worthwhile into it, like some decent acts, with songwriting and musical ability.

I'm sure there are more... maybe some hypnotherapy will uncover some of these people who torture my soul.
Old 24 October 2003, 12:44 PM
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Blair & all his cronies especially the Health Minister whose celeb name escapes me
Old 24 October 2003, 12:46 PM
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That whale that does you've been framed .....I hate the biffa. Agree witht he **** on Rise, he should definetly be shot. Oh and Chris Tarrant for dressing like an undertaker! I'm sure theres a few more as well!

Nath
Old 24 October 2003, 01:52 PM
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I think this thread is really funny:
Cilla Black - Those teeth and accent .
Robbie Williams - Don't you want to throttle him.I hated Mr Bo-Janggles when SDjnr sung it.
Bruce Forsythe - nasty bit of work apparently.
Margaret and Mark Thatcher .I would have included Dennis
All those Sweaties who appear to run breakfast TV.
David Frost.
The Muslim extemist with a hook instead of a hand.
Johnny of Fanny and Johnny Craddock.
Harry Corbett of Sooty fame.
Sooty as he was always dobbing in sweep.
Trevor McDonald.
Lenny Henry because of that chip on his shoulder.
The whole of the Turkish football team but especiall Alpay.
Spotty dog.
Niga Bites - fat arsed cow.







Old 24 October 2003, 01:56 PM
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Chris "is that your final answer?" Tarrant....he should have stayed with TisWas.:

Carol "I'll advertise anything" Vorderman.

"Nancy" Titchmarsh,

But, most of all, that fekkin mockney fat-tongued git, Jamie "pth pth pth" Oliver[img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Alcazar
Old 24 October 2003, 02:20 PM
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Jo Brand. Nuff said.
Old 24 October 2003, 02:24 PM
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All of the above + Chris Eubank.
Old 24 October 2003, 02:43 PM
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Cant believe this thread has been going this long and no one has mentioned Paul Daniels, David Blaine, Des Lynham, Ulrika Johnson, or that Spears bint.
Old 24 October 2003, 03:14 PM
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alcazar - PUKKA!!!!


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