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Hello

Why on earth would anyone want to add 5 INCHES to their *****?! The adverts I get in my e-mail are getting more ludicrous every day.

Steve

(I wonder if this will end up in the Muppets?!)

Freak

STi wanna Subaru

iTrader: (1)

I keep getting offers for breat enlargements! I'm a bloke! Mind If I could try them for a few days before I buy I may be interested

hades

STi - you could always ask to inspect some of their previous work?

I wonder if they sell 'em like double glazing. "If we could install 2 implants (or one ***** enlargement) at half price, would you be prepared to be a show-chest (or groin) to advertise our products?"

Sorry, I've probably consinged this to the muppets now!

Bajie

I'm still trying to work out how they knew I needed it
Nobody ever told me I was a penile midget.
Have I been living under an illusion. Did my previous partners, not wishing to hurt my fragile ego, alert the vendors as to my needs?
I don't know how I'll get through this, I really don't. Its going to cost me a fortune in therapy. Why do the Doctors always call it a "little" problem. This does not help me. Now I have to find yet another one. Life. Flipping life.

NotoriousREV

I've answered every e-mail I get on this subject and my ***** is about to pass the 16ft mark.

And you wouldn't beleive how much money I've moved out of Nigeria this year...

Bajie

16ft ...

I aint chopping 5ft off my todger no matter how much the Nigerians offer?!?