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Old 31 October 2003, 09:36 AM
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Taken from the sun, but OMFG!!!! Personaly I can tell that aint no natural bird, poor blokes must have been totaly bladdered!!!

*gonna puke*

*shudders*

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2...02072,,00.html


THIS is the model beauty six bachelors try desperately to bed in a new reality show — unaware she was born a MAN.

The hapless lads spend weeks battling to seduce the South American stunner in Sky One series There’s Something About Miriam.

But while viewers know her secret from the start, the boys only discover the truth after Miriam picks the winner, then lifts her skirt to reveal a full set of wedding tackle.

One embarrassed contestant was so furious at the shock revelation that he PUNCHED the show’s producer.

Now all six fellas have launched a legal bid to stop the humiliating show going on air. They are also suing TV bosses for sexual assault.

Miriam is a pre-op transsexual, often called a *******, which means she still has male genitalia.

But her suitors — who include an aspiring actor, an ex-lifeguard and ski instructor, a chef and a Royal Marine Commando — know nothing about this as they kiss, cuddle and grope her on screen.

A Sky insider said: “Miriam and the lads are all filmed 24 hours a day at a luxury villa in Ibiza.

“The boys have to do whatever they can to impress her before she picks her favourite.

“And at the end of the two weeks, she breaks the shock news that she is a transsexual. It’s the lads’ worst nightmare.”



Great expectations ... but these six unsuspecting
contestants are in for a shock in new Sky One show
The show, presented by Tim Vincent, is due to start on Sky One on November 16 at 9pm.

But the fuming contestants, who fear they will be a laughing stock, have hired celebrity law firm Schillings to bring legal action against Sky and production company Brighter Pictures.

They intend to sue for conspiracy to commit a sexual assault, because they didn’t consent to be kissed and fondled by a man.

They are also determined to sue for defamation, breach of contract and personal injury.

Schillings have insisted the programme be delayed until the legal dispute is settled.

All six lads signed papers handing producers free reign to use any footage before filming.

Yet they now claim they were duped — and have begged telly watchdogs the Independent Television Commission to stop the programme going on air.

A show insider said: “The men had no idea that Miriam was a transsexual.

“They are horrified because there are shots of them snogging, cuddling and groping her.

“At the end of the show she sat them down and told them, ‘I’ve got something to show you’, then lifted up her skirt.

“One lad was so outraged he hit the producer in the face. It’s the cruellest reality show yet.”
Old 31 October 2003, 09:37 AM
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Wonder how many more threads will appear

Poor barstewards LOL

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Old 31 October 2003, 09:39 AM
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Ha ha ha! Serve the egotistical prats right!


(BTW, anyone started the stopwatch for TK's contribution to this yet?)
Old 31 October 2003, 09:42 AM
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lol @ brendan!
Old 31 October 2003, 09:45 AM
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she/he/it is a ******* minger!! funny what kinda freaks roam about in the community eh!
Old 31 October 2003, 09:48 AM
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That I must watch! Looks funny as ****!

Give us a reminder nearer the time.
Old 31 October 2003, 10:00 AM
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*cue the theme for the crying game*

uuurrrrggghh!

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Old 31 October 2003, 10:46 AM
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That's just ill.
Old 31 October 2003, 11:01 AM
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quote: "Wonder how many more threads will appear"


see here: http://www.scoobynet.co.uk/bbs/thread.asp?threadid=266111

I put this one up a couple of hours previous to this- does this then qualify for SIAL?
Old 31 October 2003, 11:02 AM
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Well, so as not to disappoint Brendan...

I think this was a very underhand and sneaky thing to do for the sake of a cheap laugh at someone else's expense. The stunt risked causing psychological harm to the blokes involved, and that's just not on.

I also think it's sad that the actions of this one person, and the makers of the series, will now cause more hatred and mistrust to be directed at an entire group who usually do keep themselves to themselves, and already have quite enough problems to deal with.
Old 31 October 2003, 11:06 AM
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"quite enough problems to deal with."

yeah like which toilet do they use.... the lady's or the gents!!
Old 31 October 2003, 11:07 AM
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Nacro: that's why i said it


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Old 31 October 2003, 11:11 AM
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I'd tap it..
Old 31 October 2003, 11:43 AM
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Don't think I would have sussed if I saw her in a pub etc. Now I know the truth the Jaw line and adams apple are maleish. She looks like Posh Spice IMO.

She's got great legs and ****.
Old 31 October 2003, 11:45 AM
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So what we are saying is these guys 'fondled' her/him/it and didn't 'discover' that all was not kosher in the land of bush!!!
Old 31 October 2003, 11:55 AM
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Nice **** mate! fancy a pint?
Old 31 October 2003, 12:00 PM
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Could be little red cross time...

Old 31 October 2003, 12:55 PM
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She does have a strong jawline, but then again, that's not unknown...





I've known some TSs who are able to pass with no difficulty whatsoever. It can be very difficult to tell.
Old 31 October 2003, 01:04 PM
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*shudder* Un-natural freaks
Old 31 October 2003, 01:07 PM
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I'm with TK on this. V V wrong of the TV producers to do this. Hope they get sued. It's sad when "entertainment" has got to this level.
Old 31 October 2003, 01:07 PM
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ok, this is a new low for these types of programs. I think this is totally appaling. Regardless of whether most of us would have worked out she was not a real female, it's still not on in my book.

Do you think they would have got a group of girls to try and impress a man, only to find out that it was actually a girl? nope, doubt it, as it would not have had the same shock effect.

I'm suprised the producers were allowed to actually get the go ahead to film this thing.

Old 31 October 2003, 01:09 PM
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I think you could be onto something there Markus for a new programme!!
Old 31 October 2003, 01:10 PM
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Yeah but moral or not, we'll all watch it ! And THATS why the producers did it.

DAMN glad I wasn't one of the contestants tho !!!
Old 31 October 2003, 01:11 PM
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well, it'd probably turn out that one of the girls is gay, and so it's ok.

I thought they were scraping the bottom of the barrel with Joe Millionaire.

Am totally suprised this was not a US programme either.
Old 31 October 2003, 01:12 PM
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but it doesn't exactly help the TS cause by willingly setting out to dupe the guys either.
Old 31 October 2003, 01:14 PM
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Anna, yup, totall agree there. I'm suprised she actually got involved with the programme.
Old 31 October 2003, 01:17 PM
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Money does that to people.
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maybe it was enough to pay for the rest of the procedures
Old 31 October 2003, 01:23 PM
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PMSL Sorry had to laugh even though I dont agree with what they've done. I guess I wouldn't want to fall for that ****. I bet they feel really, really embarassed

Nath, still PHSL
Old 31 October 2003, 01:29 PM
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Not having a go at any of you fellas, well, maybe POC heheh (just kidding matey) but I really would like to see if you could tell if a person was not the actual gender they were. Obviously if you take the Mick "Crocodile" Dundee approach then you might find out pretty quick, but if we're talking in a face to face sense, no groping.

Guess the real question is, if any bloke was fooled would he actually own up to being duped?


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