Yer F****n Joey
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Correct, oh how we laughed remembering that one, I must say that I am not laughing at disabilities, more the pure evil kids are capable of, especially seventies/eighties kids. A good freind of mine has Cerebral Palsy and I dont take the p*ss out of him, well I do but not his disability, people forget that disabled people have personalities and just see a wheelchair or other device, people treat him like he is simple even though he works in IT, er how would that work ?. Disabled people are entitled to be as devious, perverted and mercenary as the rest of us.
So, going back twenty years, I can remember the moment, Mr Simon Groom with attendant canine sidekick (Goldie ?) explained about this man with a disability who has overcome adversity etc etc, we then cut to Mr Deacon and at that precise moment, schoolkids the length of Britain took notice, transfixed as they watched this man make his unusual (to them) movements and sounds, they watched and digested this, their parents probably thought they were being educated and would become better citizens, no their little arms in earnest started to make the movements and their mouths made the noise, gently at first but after a mere five minutes practice they were wildly flinging their arms, grunting and whistling whilst in paroxisms of laughter. Next day at school there were Joey Masterclasses in the playground where those who hadnt seem Blue Peter the previous night were introduced to the new craze sweeping the country, any kid who happened to be a little different became a Joey, permanently, no discussion, no right of a appeal to an accused Joey. Kids without any obvious difference became temporary Joey's if a catch was missed, they tripped up or otherwise lost their balance. There were also recreational Joey sessions where several Joey exponents would get together in a secluded part of the playground to practice the whole method, Ian Walker (My mates brother) was the top Joey impersonator, Martin Bullivant was the best nominated Joey and I was occasionaly accused of Joey tendencies on account of my poor performance on the football field, though I think it was ill advised for a member of staff (our games teacher) to call me it.
So Twenty years later, without thinking what I was saying, the other day I called someone a Joey, I think at 33 its time to stop, or I will be a 'Deaconist' for ever.
So, going back twenty years, I can remember the moment, Mr Simon Groom with attendant canine sidekick (Goldie ?) explained about this man with a disability who has overcome adversity etc etc, we then cut to Mr Deacon and at that precise moment, schoolkids the length of Britain took notice, transfixed as they watched this man make his unusual (to them) movements and sounds, they watched and digested this, their parents probably thought they were being educated and would become better citizens, no their little arms in earnest started to make the movements and their mouths made the noise, gently at first but after a mere five minutes practice they were wildly flinging their arms, grunting and whistling whilst in paroxisms of laughter. Next day at school there were Joey Masterclasses in the playground where those who hadnt seem Blue Peter the previous night were introduced to the new craze sweeping the country, any kid who happened to be a little different became a Joey, permanently, no discussion, no right of a appeal to an accused Joey. Kids without any obvious difference became temporary Joey's if a catch was missed, they tripped up or otherwise lost their balance. There were also recreational Joey sessions where several Joey exponents would get together in a secluded part of the playground to practice the whole method, Ian Walker (My mates brother) was the top Joey impersonator, Martin Bullivant was the best nominated Joey and I was occasionaly accused of Joey tendencies on account of my poor performance on the football field, though I think it was ill advised for a member of staff (our games teacher) to call me it.
So Twenty years later, without thinking what I was saying, the other day I called someone a Joey, I think at 33 its time to stop, or I will be a 'Deaconist' for ever.
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I was once up for a small non-speaking part in a film and while filling in the questionnaire this question come up "What is you favourite vegetable?" my answer, "Joey Deacon!".
I got the part!
But the film didn't get distributed so I got my comeuppance
PS Didn't he die like 6 weeks after they bought him his new house?
I got the part!
But the film didn't get distributed so I got my comeuppance
PS Didn't he die like 6 weeks after they bought him his new house?
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"Jimmy Reckon!"
Edited to say, Allways said whilst scratching your chin!
[Edited by PALATINE - 11/23/2003 10:48:21 AM]
Edited to say, Allways said whilst scratching your chin!
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ahh joey
.....Used to Have a mate from years back at about that time.Name was Darren lowe(pronounced "low"),of course you realise from that point on he was called "lowey deacon" .
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Funny thing was he actually suffered from what we would now call "photo sensative epilipsy",oh how we laughed when he had a fit in gary lawsons house whilst playing empire strikes back on the old wood paneled atari VCS!!!
....oh well...you had had to be there really......and be me and my mates......probably not that funny now thinking about it!(*snigger*)
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That site is quite funny:
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That site is quite funny:
JOEY'S FOREHEAD POINTER
Joey may - or may not - have developed the skill to type with a pole that was strapped to his forehead. This is put forward by Julian Berry. I am doubtful. Firstly, Joey suffered from severe CP, wildly affecting his motor skills ... What use would a forehead pointer be, apart from erratic "push and pray" jousting competitions between the crueller nurses on the ward?
Joey may - or may not - have developed the skill to type with a pole that was strapped to his forehead. This is put forward by Julian Berry. I am doubtful. Firstly, Joey suffered from severe CP, wildly affecting his motor skills ... What use would a forehead pointer be, apart from erratic "push and pray" jousting competitions between the crueller nurses on the ward?
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There was a young spastic called Deacon,
Whose talent was not for plain speaking.
And not to be glib,
But he needed a bib,
As his mouth was persistently leaking.
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Whose talent was not for plain speaking.
And not to be glib,
But he needed a bib,
As his mouth was persistently leaking.
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What about "Benny" from Crossroads original edition?
I seem to remember being a "Benny" was a stupid sort of person, and the troops in the Falklands referred to the islanders as "Bennys".
Their commanding officer got wind of it, and forbade them to use that expression, so the islanders became "Stills", ("Still Bennys!!!"
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I seem to remember being a "Benny" was a stupid sort of person, and the troops in the Falklands referred to the islanders as "Bennys".
Their commanding officer got wind of it, and forbade them to use that expression, so the islanders became "Stills", ("Still Bennys!!!"
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