pslewis

There is a space shuttle mission to the moon with a crew of 2 monkeys and a woman on board.

One day the Houston control centre in the US calls up the shuttle: 'Monkey number 1, Monkey 1 to the television screen'

Monkey 1 sits down at the screen, and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, which he duly does.

He is then told to increase the temperature in engine 4, which again he does, and finally he is told to release oxygen to the reactors.

So the monkey releases oxygen to the reactors and returns to his seat.

A few moments later, the control centre calls again: 'Monkey number 2, monkey 2 to the television screen'

Monkey 2 sits down and is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, stop the fuel injection system to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the solar radiation levels.

So the monkey does as he is told, he adds the CO2, stops the fuel injection, adds the nitrogen and analyses the solar radiation levels. He then returns to his seat.

A little later, Houston calls again: 'Woman, woman please approach the screen' The woman sits down in front of the screen and says..."I know, I know!!!
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Feed the monkeys and don't touch anything"

BRILLIANT?!

Pete

mart360

and you work in the nuclear industry











































mummy we let him loose with the carbon isotopes!!!!!!!!!!




haha

M

douglasb

The REAL reason there are very few female mechanics....

Doug

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

Somebody please mention gold wheels or he wont sleep !

pslewis

douglasb - has she got one of those airbags on her chest that you blow up via the exhaust outlet?

Pete