More tree hugging PC crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11 December 2003, 09:35 AM
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Who comes up with this crap are they paid for it and do they honestly believe in what they are saying??????????
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3307953.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3307953.stm
11 December 2003, 09:36 AM
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That makes me just want to laugh and cry at the same time - thick **** b4stards - these people should be shot (and then receive public medical care) 
11 December 2003, 09:43 AM
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Cant wait to tell my 4yo this one:
Little Johnny rode his bike,
No helmet on his head.
He took a fall and split his skull,
His mother feared him dead. She rushed him to the ER,
Where they checked his neuro signs.
They noted a blown pupil
And inserted IV lines. They called the neurosurgeon,
Who came in and drilled a burr.
Now Johnny's fine; he rides his bike,
But he's helmeted, for sure
Little Johnny rode his bike,
No helmet on his head.
He took a fall and split his skull,
His mother feared him dead. She rushed him to the ER,
Where they checked his neuro signs.
They noted a blown pupil
And inserted IV lines. They called the neurosurgeon,
Who came in and drilled a burr.
Now Johnny's fine; he rides his bike,
But he's helmeted, for sure
11 December 2003, 10:22 AM
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Children are told these stories "without people stopping to really look at what's happened", according to the tongue-in-cheek research.
Jokes. Remember them? They're the things that some people say that aren't true but are intended to make the listener smile.
You're so obsessed with the Nanny State that you're in danger of becoming just as bad yourselves, seeing restriction and legislation behind every harmless rag week stunt.
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11 December 2003, 10:31 AM
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"What sort of EMS (emergency medical service) training and equipment did these first responders have?" they ask in a light-hearted paper published by the Canadian Medical Association Journal.
The carer in "Rock a-bye baby" also comes in for criticism.
The child should not have been put in a tree in the first place and when the "bough broke" medical assistance should have sought immediately.
The child should not have been put in a tree in the first place and when the "bough broke" medical assistance should have sought immediately.
11 December 2003, 10:46 AM
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This reminds me of an article a year or so about the health and safety executive critising Bob The Builder for hanging onto the outside of Scoop's cab as he was driven around the building site.
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12 December 2003, 02:21 PM
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how about this for a modern day nursery rhyme!
its called NAUGHTY JIMMY
naughty jimmy climbs through the window late one lowly night
the keys to a subaru he has in his sight
through the drawers and through the cupboards he does search and hunt
also through coat pockets looks the little cheeky c*nt
to much noise naughty jimmy makes and wakes up the householder
down the stairs comes the angry man with a bat over his right shoulder
clatter, bang, wholop, smash, jimmy gets a beating
"stopit mister, get off me" jimmy starts a bleating
the day in court comes and goes but without incarceration
naughty jimmy can now afford a Ferrari with his compensation
angry man is lead away for one year and a bit
isn’t our justice system a big smelly pile of ****!
jonny gav
its called NAUGHTY JIMMY
naughty jimmy climbs through the window late one lowly night
the keys to a subaru he has in his sight
through the drawers and through the cupboards he does search and hunt
also through coat pockets looks the little cheeky c*nt
to much noise naughty jimmy makes and wakes up the householder
down the stairs comes the angry man with a bat over his right shoulder
clatter, bang, wholop, smash, jimmy gets a beating
"stopit mister, get off me" jimmy starts a bleating
the day in court comes and goes but without incarceration
naughty jimmy can now afford a Ferrari with his compensation
angry man is lead away for one year and a bit
isn’t our justice system a big smelly pile of ****!
jonny gav
12 December 2003, 04:46 PM
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Since we're all doing nursery rhymes, this one always makes me laugh.
Georgie Porgie, pudding 'n' pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too coz he was gay
Georgie Porgie, pudding 'n' pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too coz he was gay
12 December 2003, 05:25 PM
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there once was a man from Gloucester
who was stung on the neck by a wasp
when asked if it hurt
he said "no, not a bit
it can do it again if it likes".
No idea why I remember that one
Oh, and it's not rude, sorry..
who was stung on the neck by a wasp
when asked if it hurt
he said "no, not a bit
it can do it again if it likes".
No idea why I remember that one
Oh, and it's not rude, sorry..
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