Madjay

never again, they are awful u just make a ***** out of urself. Why do we keep going to them if we know the inevitable

ajm

I always stay sober on official work do's (unless its just a few "close" colleagues). A mate of mine witnessed a fight between one of his colleagues and a company director on the coach on the way home. No need to ask which of them got the flick!

Neverguess

I ended up snogging a waiter at mine.......oh dear...

Madjay

i was dancing with old women

unclebuck

I avoid them. It sucks having to pretend to have a good time with people you don't like.

evo kid

i (or my colleges) dont go out with the managment , we aint friends with them in work so we dont socilize with them either , we go out and have a laught with out them and try and out drink one another and drink any cocktail thats looks an odd colour

all three after shocks mixed together had the desired affect last time we lost a few of the tribe after a couple of them he he

Diesel

Last year I was barking like a dog on all fours (excited about my new puppy no doubt); fell on my assistant during a Ricky Martin track (she had 2 days off work sick due to a bad back). I then woke up in a pool of blood at a friemds' house! (It seems the boss and I quite literally fell out the pub but my elbow cushioned his fall . On boxing day I received belated antibiotics for this 'event' whilst abroad)

Fabulous fun - its called team bonding

So far in this years parties I've asked John Leslie 'have you seen Charlie?' whilst giggling like a schoolboy...

Cant wait for the BIG one on Weds! Meantime more cleansing tales of your misdemeanours too please!

unclebuck

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Diesel

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Paulo P

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I can't be ar5ed with them I would rather spend time with real friends. I made myself look a t!t a few years ago and still haven't lived it down either

Paul

brickboy

Had ours Friday night. In the taxi on the way home, one of the girls spent the entire 45-minute journey telling the boss's wife how she felt the boss was unfairly criticising her work.

There's a lengthy conversation between boss & said girl going on right now

deanimus

Does anyone else do a 'present swap' where you pick the name of an employee out of a hat and you have to buy them a present worth around £20?
I always end up with some breast related merchandise for some unknown reason

Diesel

That's a good one brickboy! PMSL

Luke

get taken out to dinner by a client maybe.... But office parties... far to common.

iDLe*

I was supposed to be going to our office party on Thursday this week but I just handed my notice in so f*ck em I don't have to go anymore!

Gidney&Knowlesy

Idle* go & drink all the free booze.............