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Old 29 December 2003, 07:50 PM
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Anyone have any contacts?
Old 29 December 2003, 07:51 PM
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Yellow Van Pages?
Old 29 December 2003, 07:56 PM
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huh?
Old 29 December 2003, 07:58 PM
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An abject failure at a joke. Sorry.

I thought *you* were supposed to know these things anyhow??!
Old 29 December 2003, 08:15 PM
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Telboy, if its any consolation, I didn't get it either . ?.

Sex Machine, you never heard of search engines?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...=Google+Search

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....is that a googolism, no hits

Old 29 December 2003, 11:11 PM
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Now that's funny.
Old 30 December 2003, 08:05 AM
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tried google but it returns loads of ****e I cant be arsed sifting through!
Old 30 December 2003, 08:12 AM
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Hertz Van Rental, another famous Dutchman.

(Ah well, i keep *me* amused...! )
Old 30 December 2003, 08:36 AM
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Telboy , doesn't take much then , even I heard that joke many years ago
Old 30 December 2003, 08:44 AM
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No, it doesn't take much at all.

But here i am, reduced to explaining my own jokes!!

And there were people asking themselves "Why would a yellow van help??". I'm wasted here i tell you...
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I thought Surrey was the swinging capital of the world?
Old 30 December 2003, 09:26 AM
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Surrey - not much good as we're leaving for Amsterdam on the 8th, one to bear in mind though Boro!



[Edited by Scooby96 - 12/30/2003 9:27:46 AM]
Old 30 December 2003, 10:54 AM
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tried google but it returns loads of ****e I cant be arsed sifting through!
You can't be that bothered about getting the info then.
Old 30 December 2003, 10:57 AM
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Hey I've a great Idea!

Why don't I take my missus away for a weekend, and get het to have sex with someone else......or better still I can have sex with someone else!

Who said romance is dead.

Old 30 December 2003, 11:11 AM
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V45DSM - I was hoping someone might know someone who knows something about where to go etc. I can do a google and spend hours looking through the results or I could chance my arm and post on here hoping someone might be able to give a personal recommendation.

davyboy - you know nothing about me, my missus or our relationship
Old 30 December 2003, 01:18 PM
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Swinging in Amsterdam....S96 if you can't find ppl there, you can't find them anywhere

Edited to add-i can't believe you want to go 'swinging' on holiday!!!

[Edited by weapon69 - 12/30/2003 1:27:03 PM]
Old 30 December 2003, 01:20 PM
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Is it a turn on for you to see your wife getting screwed by a few men?????


Old 30 December 2003, 01:22 PM
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LOL
scoob96 you really are a lazy swinger

do you just sit with a beer while mrs scoob has all the fun ?
Old 30 December 2003, 01:29 PM
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Hey I'm a virile guy. Lets swing..
Old 30 December 2003, 01:36 PM
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Just look for a corner.

Old 30 December 2003, 01:39 PM
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Hello

For anyone wondering about Scooby96, have a read here: http://www.scoobynet.co.uk/bbs/threa...hreadID=241981 and you'll see why he doesn't mind!

Steve.
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wondered how long it would take for someone to dig that up
Old 30 December 2003, 01:44 PM
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S96 , so how many times have you and wifey been swinging then?
Old 30 December 2003, 01:47 PM
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And how long have you been advertising the fact, dressed up as requests for information?
Old 30 December 2003, 01:51 PM
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you wouldn,t complain if he was dressed in rubber
Old 30 December 2003, 01:55 PM
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Pug.......you punctuation has slipped..
Old 30 December 2003, 02:06 PM
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**** of its this yanky keyboard
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I heard that shomeone was looking for a bit of Dutch? Soi hame here.

My name is Johann "Goldmember" van der ****, i like those toite and very sexual English ladies. I don't mind the gents watching either as i'm a real Dutch svinger.

One thind is that my vinky is gold due to an unfortunate smelting accident, but it does not shtop me from the love und pumping.



And Mr Telboy, i shtill have my on you you toite very sexual English gent.

Now you musht excuse me as i have women to rumpy pumpy as you crazy English like to say.
Old 30 December 2003, 02:26 PM
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LOL! You missed out the noun, but please, save me the details, i think i'd rather not know!!


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