lightning101

I'll tell you tomorrow.

skoosh

So, YOU are gonna wait to tell us then are YOU?

lightning101

You didn't wait very long.

Marky-San

Thats pretty good...........















......so what time tomorrow

akshay67

...by making sure he tells us tomorrow morning.

lightning101

What are two reasons why ******** don't mind their own business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.

Katana

Hey lightning, have you seen the film called gaymensayno?

lightning101

I have not.

If you are bored try this one (friend/girlfriend gay lover katana)

If you are in a car and your friend is asleep, carefully pull up into a rest stop and park right in front of a tree. (it helps if it's a little slanted)
Then, clutch your face and scream bloody murder as if you had been shot.Your friend will no doubt wake up and be horrified at the tree and the semmingly bloody death!!!

Katana

Heh best prank I ever heard was when a friend of mine who shall remain annonymous got sick with one of his housemate's alchoholism. One day when his housemate was out cold from alchohol, him and a group of friend stuck a used condom up his a$$ and wrote not saying "Thank you, that was fun. Love Tim". Needless to say that the guy doesnt drink anymore..

imi

Katana.....that is classic.

akshay67

Dip his left hand in a glass of cold water before waking him up for more fun (makes them p1ss themself, literally!)

lightning101

One for you partner -

When in bed and you wake up to go to bathroom, make sure partner is asleep, then whisper in their ear "FIRE, FIRE" they ****ing **** themselves, and this seems to work over and over again. I never seem to tire of the expression and the horizontal to vertical in 0.0001 secs.

Marky-San

Well....I'm waiting (said the cleryman to the nun )